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Comeback of the year 1 comments
ubdj · 21 hours ago
What happened? I see this everywhere
Horse with Sauce 5 comments
ubdj · 6 weeks ago
French is a horse accent
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Conspiracy theory 2 comments
ubdj · 6 weeks ago
You mean the tellytubbies evolved into hobbits?
Thick vivacious awesome Mouse 5 comments
ubdj · 6 weeks ago
Exactly. It’s actually abusive behaviour if you don’t allow your partner time alone to spend with their friends or doing things on their own and instead have too much time together. It’s healthy to do things apart sometimes
My favourite gif of all time. 6 comments
ubdj · 9 weeks ago
I have watched this at least 7 times in silence and I fucking crack up everytime
I can’t believe you’ve done such a thing as this 1 comments
ubdj · 18 weeks ago
Would have been the opposite reaction if they had been made with weed
Early Morning Dyslexia Kicked in and I Thought Delta was Telling Me to Kill Myself 5 comments
ubdj · 19 weeks ago
They really could have worded this better..
Dreary loutish pillaged Whale 6 comments
ubdj · 20 weeks ago
And that’s why men should take the birth control instead
Dearly Detested 2 comments
ubdj · 20 weeks ago
My adored archenemy is me and my bf on gta5 when he spam kills me
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Almost time 5 comments
ubdj · 21 weeks ago
Yep. I’ve fucking moved states for the first time I’ve moved out of home. Been in two consecutive accidents on two days. Experienced PSTD when I sleep and I can’t even go out with my bf without him telling me to quiet down whenever I speak cause I’m apparently yelling. Also. One of those accidents was caused by him. Help
Bigfoot? 5 comments
ubdj · 23 weeks ago
People in costumes. One with dwarfism
Krunk 3 comments
ubdj · 23 weeks ago
Imagine if girls just sent nudes the same way guys do. Get ready for a messy ham subway pic
"It's the perfect crime" -Patrick Star 1 comments
ubdj · 24 weeks ago
When you sneak kill someone in skyrim and the guard comes up like “I’m gonna find whoever did this” as you stand next to him over the body
Something we can all agree on, at last 3 comments
ubdj · 25 weeks ago
Reading this in October be like that meme of the crying cat
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Finally had some time to paint! Here’s my newest piece, took me around 8 hours 4 comments
ubdj · 26 weeks ago
Frozen 2 but lilo and stitch draw style
Thot destroyed 4 comments
ubdj · 31 weeks ago
Being attractive doesn’t mean you’re worth shit. I hate girls like that
When you love something you gotta set it free! 4 comments
ubdj · 37 weeks ago
If I can hold my breath underwater for a few seconds, the fish can hold it too
That's pretty much it! 3 comments
ubdj · 44 weeks ago
It’s the handle to open the back so they all fall out. They’re using it to hold on to the car
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Moove along, nothing to see here 2 comments
ubdj · 47 weeks ago
Why?
Just Northern Ireland things 24 comments
ubdj · 49 weeks ago
Nothing. Cause I’m done with them
Just Northern Ireland things 24 comments
ubdj · 50 weeks ago
Sick of the pro-life arguments in life. As soon as it’s born you don’t give a shit about it anyway.
· Edited 50 weeks ago
My cats approve this post 8 comments
ubdj · 50 weeks ago
11/10 great rant. I 100% agree. If I have an accident. I will drop kick it.
Yes I'm Exist 5 comments
ubdj · 1 year ago
If only we could use “Yes I’m a girl. Yes I’m a boy. We exist” but people take that shit seriously now
Found at my work 7 comments
ubdj · 1 year ago
His eyes lmao
Cleverbot Cybersex. (You will need armour, I think. And something to bite down on.) 8 comments
ubdj · 1 year ago
I tried it
User: Cybersex.
Cleverbot: *cries* OH NO!
User: *takes off shirt*
Cleverbot: Hey!..
User: *takes off pants*
Cleverbot: Please don’t do that.
.. rejected.
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