Sam, dean & Cass

Looks like a devils trap from supernatural

He’s the only Indian I like.

I spotted the blind guy reading the newspaper, his side neck?, the bloody handprint on the wall, the woman’s tentacle hand, the bloody pie, the skull tea, idk if the guys mouth in the background is meant to be like that or there’s something behind him? And the eye on the blind guys plate.. looks like a monster underneath the glasses?

When your dog has a foot fetish.

*post Outstanding Move chess guy meme here please*

Why has she changed genders? Do chicken change genders?

They need to actually make him cute for a yes

Actually when you die, your brain still works for a minute or so. So you know you’re dead in that moment

And yet they have guns

This is stupid. Don’t they teach men about how all the bacteria from the toilet flies everywhere when the seat is kept up. At least if the seat was down then everything would be contained. There was a news story about this some time ago and they literally found evidence of shit on the homeowners toothbrush because they would flush with the toilet seat up. Also it’s just laziness. Disgusting.

Nah. People are too stupid for that. Trust me, I work in retail

Basically what to do on the sims

My work wants everyone to come into the store happy and to have fun. But everyone is depressed cause the people in charge are assholes and they hold grudges.
Also can’t wear two sets of sleepers in your ears.

The only interesting thing about Adelaide.

I corrected someone once and they got mad and said they want to stick with their own spelling - excuse me wtf

More like Third child I MUST PROTECT MUST NOT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A BABYSITTER I DONT CARE IF THEYRE 22 YEARS OLD YOURE A BABY.

I hope it is

Is that spidey as a bridesmaid?

This is fucking hilarious.