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"It's the perfect crime" -Patrick Star 1 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
When you sneak kill someone in skyrim and the guard comes up like “I’m gonna find whoever did this” as you stand next to him over the body
Something we can all agree on, at last 3 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
Reading this in October be like that meme of the crying cat
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Finally had some time to paint! Here’s my newest piece, took me around 8 hours 4 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
Frozen 2 but lilo and stitch draw style
Thot destroyed 4 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
Being attractive doesn’t mean you’re worth shit. I hate girls like that
When you love something you gotta set it free! 4 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
If I can hold my breath underwater for a few seconds, the fish can hold it too
That's pretty much it! 3 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
It’s the handle to open the back so they all fall out. They’re using it to hold on to the car
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Moove along, nothing to see here 2 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
Why?
Just Northern Ireland things 24 comments
ubdj · 3 years ago
Nothing. Cause I’m done with them
Just Northern Ireland things 24 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Sick of the pro-life arguments in life. As soon as it’s born you don’t give a shit about it anyway.
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My cats approve this post 8 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
11/10 great rant. I 100% agree. If I have an accident. I will drop kick it.
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Yes I'm Exist 5 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
If only we could use “Yes I’m a girl. Yes I’m a boy. We exist” but people take that shit seriously now
Found at my work 7 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
His eyes lmao
Cleverbot Cybersex. (You will need armour, I think. And something to bite down on.) 8 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
I tried it
User: Cybersex.
Cleverbot: *cries* OH NO!
User: *takes off shirt*
Cleverbot: Hey!..
User: *takes off pants*
Cleverbot: Please don’t do that.
.. rejected.
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Does F**kers are up to something 1 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
It has the devils gate in the middle. Ever seen supernatural?
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Floaters everywhere 16 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Why can’t I unfocus when I finally want to
I said don't touch!! 3 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Dj was prepared for idiots
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The Venn of Yeezy 3 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
I don’t understand.. he’s not any of those.
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Groceriheeeheeess 3 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
I can’t be the only one who sees Sandra bullock DNA
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Bin and dump 5 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
I approve of this
Sweating in 360 degree...! 4 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
The introvert must be a cute guy cause it’s all girls looking at object
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Fallen brother 4 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
After listening to her problems you then fell in love with her??
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I don't even know who she is 1 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Fuck Elena Gilbert. She always tried to make shit about herself. The show got better when she died. And the ending was shit anyway
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"Amateur" 1 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Please give the father possum from Over the Hedge some well deserved credit for teaching his daughter acting
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What an odd game 1 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
That’s gotta be space jam
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Everything has a use 2 comments
ubdj · 4 years ago
Roblox, too