So what's the real reason for the hello kitty tattoo ? Just out of curiosity

In my town they had a cuddling business, where people would pay another person to cuddle with them for a said period of time.There was a legit building with beds and tv's in it. It got shut down though, there was only two in America, I'm pretty sure the last one standing is some where in new york.

I did lsd once. I couldn't find the bottom half of my face for hours. It just felt like a gapping hole was there. Also my hands felt like they were filled with helium and kept floating up to the sky so my arms were perpetually raised. It was awesome.

I just realised his first name is Denzel. Denzel sounds like a really buff black guys name and then this is what you get . A creepy skinny pale white guy

If you are ever in public and something werid or strange happens just burst out into a seizure while screaming, "FAIRLY GOD PARENT'S! " Its a great conversation starter.

Strya? ^

Maybe its a tid bit chilly

Anyone want to play slap the butcher ?

In the us they showed all of his shows on HBO, not on re gular channels . I seldom met someone(from the us) that knew my references to the show.

Chris lilley is my hero !!!!
Summer heights high was the best seris he did

Could've said it better myself ! I get so excited

Than a list of books **** !!! I MEANT THAN ! DON'T BE ASHAMED OF ME AND MY MISTAKES FELLOW READER COMMARDS !

I think a stack of books looks a hell of alot better then a list of books. And with a kindle you dont get that book smell. Ahhh the sweet smell of books. I wish there was a perfume for it !

I thought she was covered in tar and is trying to rense it out in the bathtub

I too would describe my body as blorp and swuish

College isn't meant for everyone. Especially when we're younger. I have trouble enough deciding what I want to eat for dinner let alone what I want to do for the rest of my life !

Sorry grammar Nazi guest I will try better next time .

Every time ! (:

Why thank you ! Glad to see you know the reference ! Your a keeper (:

AMEN !

As an American I can definitely see why this is true. I went on a tour with all Australians and Kiwi's across Europe and EVERY single time we went by an American tourist something non intelligent can came out of thier mouth. I dont know how many times I had to apologize and vouch for my people on thier behalf . I promise we're not all like this !!!

*booty bumps doors closed*

Books and cake ! My two favorite things

After the national anthem plays at a basketball game or football game in my old high school the whole student section would thurst thier fist in the air and chant USA ! USA USA! It actually was quite primitive and scary.

Haha yes ! Same ! And everyone else on the tour was just kinda looking at us.