And this kids is why you don't pull forward until there's room for you

I call Sssssssshotgun

Holy shit the title

TL;DR for me please

He's welcome here in Colorado! Where it's snowing... In May.

Instead of eating the food, I've started to smear it all over my face, so pretty good I think.

I'd be sad too if my eyeball removed itself from my head and started floating a few inches away from my face

The other guys just like: "... uhhh...."

I'd like to know where to find these bird pictures does anyone have a source

I don't know why but I love this comic

How the last two weeks of school are

AI's have come pretty far, but their main problem is that they can only learn, not comprehend or make a judgement on things

I swear to god my friends dog does this exact thing to me, and he also sticks his head under my hand

Roses are red,
Water is wet,
"I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!"

FUCKIN SAVAGE