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Joke of the day #1 13 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

you're my mane source for laughs @carne_asada

Joke of the day #1 13 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

*tries desperately to think of a horse pun*

This fake brain has the same consistency as your brain. This is how concussions happen 8 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

the real thing is more mushy, kinda like a stiffer pudding. It's also contained, but don't go bashing your head into things

Wrong number 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

"no I'm a grill"
"oh"

A hotel with no walls 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Just get rid of the entire box

When you forget the condoms 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

More like lube dangerously

Reparo 5 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Me as a wizard

Meds 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Holy shit I want what he was on

Dropping bomb 7 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

So THAT'S where they come from.

Every day we stray further from god 9 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Put a sock over that and you will have destroyed what is left of god

*snap* 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Imagine someone putting foot fungus in your burger king burger for the rest of your existence

Dis is old 3 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

"sound gif"

POWER! 8 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Rocket Engines. Let's leave the atmosphere.

I see a connection between those 19 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Band name: The Last Knight: The Twilight of the Middle Ages and the Birth of the Modern Era (That's a mouthful)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Knight:_The_Twilight_of_the_Middle_Ages_and_the_Birth_of_the_Modern_Era
Album Name: Yes or Fuck You?
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Punisher
Album Image: A picture of a building in New York City
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tinto/39102793265/

This stairway at the hospital shows how much calories you burn climbing each steps 4 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Are you expecting me to believe that walking up 2 steps is worth 1 calorie?

Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Yeah. She looks like the dudes from the movie White Chicks

Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

John Travolta is like a 5 compared to the ugliness of Katie Hopkins

Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Katie Hopkins looks like an ugly John Travolta wearing a blonde wig.

Time to rethink your brand name 11 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Jeez, it's not a shaving blade, it's a utility knife. Shaving blades need the thing all the way through: http://c8.alamy.com/comp/FB3CH6/wilkinson-sword-double-edged-razor-blade-in-an-old-fashioned-stainless-FB3CH6.jpg

Time to rethink your brand name 11 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Utility blades: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a4eb2138-ab63-406a-ab4b-e4afa41b9d88_1.6d31f11769a7ad7be3621faa57ece02d.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF
Razor blades: https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Identifying-a-DE-safety-razor-blade.jpg

Time to rethink your brand name 11 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

You know you're a real man when you shave with a fcking utility blade

"Welcome to Night Vale" Everyone! 6 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Goodnight, dear listeners, good night.

Nice jacket 7 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Is this from Hardcore Henry?

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I am awesome 3 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

Cant relate, didnt ever say anything funny in high school

r e l a t a b l e 5 comments

under_fire · 6 years ago

*flashbacks to Getting Over It*