under_fire

under_fire


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Joke of the day #1 13 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
you're my mane source for laughs @carne_asada
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Joke of the day #1 13 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
*tries desperately to think of a horse pun*
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This fake brain has the same consistency as your brain. This is how concussions happen 8 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
the real thing is more mushy, kinda like a stiffer pudding. It's also contained, but don't go bashing your head into things
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Wrong number 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
"no I'm a grill"
"oh"
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A hotel with no walls 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Just get rid of the entire box
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When you forget the condoms 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
More like lube dangerously
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Reparo 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Me as a wizard
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Meds 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Holy shit I want what he was on
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Dropping bomb 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
So THAT'S where they come from.
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Every day we stray further from god 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Put a sock over that and you will have destroyed what is left of god
*snap* 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Imagine someone putting foot fungus in your burger king burger for the rest of your existence
Dis is old 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
"sound gif"
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POWER! 8 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Rocket Engines. Let's leave the atmosphere.
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I see a connection between those 19 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Band name: The Last Knight: The Twilight of the Middle Ages and the Birth of the Modern Era (That's a mouthful)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Knight:_The_Twilight_of_the_Middle_Ages_and_the_Birth_of_the_Modern_Era
Album Name: Yes or Fuck You?
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Punisher
Album Image: A picture of a building in New York City
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tinto/39102793265/
This stairway at the hospital shows how much calories you burn climbing each steps 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Are you expecting me to believe that walking up 2 steps is worth 1 calorie?
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Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Yeah. She looks like the dudes from the movie White Chicks
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Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
John Travolta is like a 5 compared to the ugliness of Katie Hopkins
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Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Katie Hopkins looks like an ugly John Travolta wearing a blonde wig.
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Time to rethink your brand name 11 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Jeez, it's not a shaving blade, it's a utility knife. Shaving blades need the thing all the way through: http://c8.alamy.com/comp/FB3CH6/wilkinson-sword-double-edged-razor-blade-in-an-old-fashioned-stainless-FB3CH6.jpg
Time to rethink your brand name 11 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
You know you're a real man when you shave with a fcking utility blade
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"Welcome to Night Vale" Everyone! 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Goodnight, dear listeners, good night.
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Nice jacket 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Is this from Hardcore Henry?
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I am awesome 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Cant relate, didnt ever say anything funny in high school
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r e l a t a b l e 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
*flashbacks to Getting Over It*
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