under_fire

under_fire


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This guy lighting his cig at the World Cup 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Is that his wallet or a convenient disguise for his pyromancy powers?
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Fight like a real 2 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
That was incredibly smooth, and then the synchronized walk back is astounding
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Butter 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Quick question: were you planning on making human butter?
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Butter 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
quick question: is there a such thing as human butter?
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The Rock is national treasure 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
"beef piston" that makes me wonder what the inappropriate one was
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Are you calling me fat, Daniel? 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
what an absolute unit
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Nooo 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Sports are the middle ages confirmed
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When the wall even don't want you at all. 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
blunt tips can still puncture skin, especially the gooey bits like the eye or mouth
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For the glory of Satan! 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
"devil vagina magic"
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Ancient sculpture of a skateboarding dog 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
If anything, this should motivate us to do more. What if there are multiple skateboarding dogs?
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Memories 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
quick, turn the volume dow- *WINDOWS XP LOGIN SOUND AT TOP VOLUME*
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When the wall even don't want you at all. 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
that could have been real bad
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alcohol 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
They tried, and it failed
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Shower thoughts brought to you in a new meme format 10 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
My question is have they been able to discover mathematical theorems like pi or pythagorean theorem?
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No nose 11 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
If I were a villain, I wouldn't have been able to snort at that joke
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Remedy 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Why does the dead one have ears?
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Nice weapons 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Tony Stark with a normal suit of armor
The hulk is just banner on steroids
Hawkeye with a catapult made from office supplies
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Releasing birds 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Me: ...that's a bird, right?
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When you try to cook for the first time but end up summoning a demon 2 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
plot twist: I meant to do that. Someone's gotta eat this meatloaf
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Mark Bustos - Hairdresser for the homeless 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Good on him, but who would pay 150 for a haircut?
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Corny 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I'd shuck that
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Anything can now happen 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
don't let dio see this
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This is quite extra 1 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
yo, we heard you like heels, so we put heels on your heels so you can walk in heels in heels.
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Become the best 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I'm gonna be the remaster that sounds great but lacks substance