Who put this leg trap on the stairs? That's a hazard.

a new meaning to "get their rocks off"

he must have kids, otherwise how could he have made such a dad-tier joke?

*gets pulled over*
cop: licence and registration please
me: ...
cop: oh, sorry. I didn't realize that no one was driving. Have a good day.

Well, if they didn't want their fingers cut, they shouldn't have tried to steal. It's a bit heavy- handed though, I think. You could have also stopped them using electric shock or a siren

Is that his wallet or a convenient disguise for his pyromancy powers?

That was incredibly smooth, and then the synchronized walk back is astounding

quick question: is there a such thing as human butter?

"beef piston" that makes me wonder what the inappropriate one was

what an absolute unit

Sports are the middle ages confirmed

"devil vagina magic"

If anything, this should motivate us to do more. What if there are multiple skateboarding dogs?

quick, turn the volume dow- *WINDOWS XP LOGIN SOUND AT TOP VOLUME*

that could have been real bad

They tried, and it failed

Tony Stark with a normal suit of armor
The hulk is just banner on steroids
Hawkeye with a catapult made from office supplies

Me: ...that's a bird, right?

doggo joggo

plot twist: I meant to do that. Someone's gotta eat this meatloaf