they hunt dragons

Eric is a teenager with a bespoke suit, a mustache, and a monocle.

Really? On all of the planes I've been on, we were forced to line up and do the can-can in the aisle before taking our seats.

Wouldn't be a very exciting movie

It looks like it's from a different planet

the birbs and the chirps. they turned the streets into a birdbath

It's called Karma, and it's a bitch.

that's how i sell my boomerangs

I want this shirt

that one shrimp better blow my fucking mind 8 or 9 times for that much money

who puts the salmon next to the mac and cheese? come on people, it's a feast, not a pigsty.

it looks like someone put ketchup and mustard on a bell pepper

Reversed gifs are the best

the romans also had well-documented orgies. coincidence?

now hang on, this sounds like monday for me

put that thing back where it came from

ha, that's the pub next to my guild hall. Nice try.

*cough* triangular pyramid *cough*
oof, must be the sand

are they full?