genius. free bowl, free fork, and reusable box.

how do people not understand that vaccines (to say the least) are beneficial? where do they get the idea that they aren't?

why is lesbian porn in quotes?

*initial d starts playing* TOKYO DRIFT

centaurs are really confusing to me. do they have two stomachs? where are their lungs? Where are the female reproductive organs? Which nipples does the baby feed from? is the spine really that long? also, can you imagine the caloric content they would need?

Rudy's your cat now

clean your window maybe

is he a demon? that would explain the goat legs

"I'm too rich to go out" sounds pretty good too

Is it the hat? Must be the hat

Throckmorton Thrashy. That man is a legend.

Pants for besties, literally joined at the hip

I love dark humor

fools, there is someone out there with zero Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in their lunch. Josh isn't a hero, he's a menace.

I trumpet, therefore I am.

Who would actually say this? It's like a line straight from the sappiest moment of a sappy YA novel.

I'd say don't knock it before you try it, but come on.

that's one of the most roundabout travel ads I've ever seen.

that cat is looking dapper as FUCK dude, tell me his secrets

I've seen enough hentai to... Hang on, this IS hentai

but.. i'll never rind someone like you again