under_fire

under_fire


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12 rules for success 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
if you're not being a people-pleaser while fucking, you're doing it wrong
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We must go back! 11 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
depends on how you look at it... $100 could buy you a lot of chocolate bars
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These ceramic coffee cups that are shaped like crushed plastic ones 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
hard to clean AND holds less! a great buy!
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This sand dune 13 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
a e s t h e t i c
Hail satin 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Renounce the word of inferior textiles!
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hole in one!! 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
that's a scratch
What the f*ck is going on 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Is this gangnam style?
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Beer, breaking families apart so it can bring them back together 2 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
did anyone watch the movie about beer and they had to piss in a shoe to demonstrate how to drink from the boot
Power of viagra 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
someone spent too much time making this
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What a messy table 1 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
ugh, that would suck
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What kind of tiger is this? 12 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
business in the front, party in the back if you know what i mean
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Both are a thrill 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
there aren't any other outcomes, either. You get married or you get worn.
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Grandma always makes the most hilarious jell-o shots. 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I aged 40 years by looking at this photo
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This is a real desktop 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
It's too late... the only thing you can do is delete it all and start over
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The Devil's In the Dealership (KIA would like to acquire your soul) 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
The devil was working at a kia dealership, he was selling cars for a steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal.
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“Don’t come in!” 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
why would you be wearing a romper though
Get started 1 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I'd get stuck halfway through because I'm playing with something I found, just like in real life
Wasted a year 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
the... the cock ring? that's a dick move.
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Chubby foxes 10 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
This is too much power in one place. Please be careful of any supernatural phenomena occurring as a result of these foxes
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OK 2 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Does it say okie dokie afterwards?
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Well... Technically he's correct 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
not saying I like her, I'm saying that she's popular, and people call her a queen
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Well... Technically he's correct 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
beyonce
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New handbag 8 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
ch- ch- ch- ch- cherry bomb!
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Perfect for marriage 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
they fry it and then add extra sauce? that's what she said.
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Just look it up 17 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
ok, but how bout this: human lung capacity is nowhere near a horses lung capacity, and with that much extra muscle, you'd think theyd need both sets of lungs.
second, can you imagine trying to breastfeed a mini centaur? that would be impossible.
and another thing? how are centaurs born? are they born all folded up, or do they come out the long way?
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