Who cares about my x?

good heavens sir! last week I saw a collar bone and I was weak for days! truly, you are stronger than I.

I see your point but raise you this: "meat's back on the menu" sounds very much like an english colloquialism, more specifically an american one. the phrase was most likely coined by members and consumers of the restaurant culture in the US

"I can't believe you took my fucking shit"

Please, I've seen the matpat videos. Mulan may be a "princess" but she ain't no princess, princess. I don't doubt that she's a badass, and tasteful role model, but technically not a princess

If I go on a date with someone who claims to be female, I'm gonna assume she's got a vagina

alas, another decent thing ruined by the fanbase

a real pile of crap

you can fit two if you stack em.