cause you don't breathe salmon

vs.
Me: I'm broke
Friend: Me too bro, me too.

Norway isn't real. Girls can't have hair like that at those temperatures.

imagine it in winter though... it wouldn't be very nice to have a bare tree and leaves all over your kitchen

play stupid games, win stupid rewards.

the bigger question lies in their application of mathematics. sure, they've discovered that the ratio of the radius to circumference is pi, but what have they learned and applied that to? do they have different fields specializing in mathematics? what about physics/kinematics? how has it influenced their architecture and engineering?

sure, but how many masochists are actually masochists and not people with a sub fetish. pretty sure having your nails torn out counts as sexy play.

aw lawd they comin

I woke up this morning on time, had breakfast and got to school without issue... Now I'm worried it's the calm before the storm

this is one of the smoothest gifs I've seen on funsubstance. congrats, you've won an award!

this is implying he puts his own dick in his coffee

more like 5 steps apart

That's my normal face

redbull is using firefighters for advertisements now?

My ass is gonna look FANTASTIC

Do you want to get killed? Cause that’s a good way to get killed.

Time to get my inflatable raft out

it be like that sometimes

Luke is surprised the problem happened in the first place,
James is accepting and willing to fix the problem
Martin is ashamed of the problem
and goddamn Chris is trying to pass the blame.