THROW IT!1!!

18 in alberta and quebec, 19 everywhere else. Good luck, canada

Hurr durr I'm an intellectual who argues which brand of phone is better.
(seriously guys, it's a phone. how about you argue about more important stuff.)

I mean, I'm a dude, but yes.

had sex with 20 ghosts? like at the same time?

"frozen river of chocolate" I'm gonna stop you right there, buddy. That's all I need to know.

that friend would be dead very quickly

I feel like my name is mispronounced to to human error. They always read it with an i, when it is very clearly an l. 9/10 people get it wrong.

who owns the hand below the desk? is it even a real hand? we may never know.

looks like you're cutting your calories too! great job!

a. the thermometer
b. the acute angle somehow being 114 degrees
c. all of the above

this was a rollercoaster

where do people get drugs? asking for a friend

yeah, using a cucumber instead of a pickle will make that DOUBLE BACON CHEESE BURGER so much healthier.

...how? that would be like, the ULTIMATE throat clearing. just like, AHEM, and then a giant blood tree comes out of your mouth. Gross.

unfortunately trousers sounds like a clothing brand

people in movies: "we gotta check out what made that sound"
people in real life: "fuck this im out"

"that was the most dick like thing i've seen and I've fought dickulon"

nah, those 12 year olds are still gonna play other games, they're just also going to be hyped up on fortnite toxicity.

There appears to be a slithering reptile in my large footwear.