under_fire

under_fire


Hello world! Nice to meet you.

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If you don't know this, we can't be friends 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I dunno, I just assumed the singer was addressing a female
If you don't know this, we can't be friends 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
It's a shame she didn't like music in general
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"As tight as yo momma's face" 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
and then pat it once or twice for good luck
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Creepy right auspicious Lanklets 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Don't go to calarts i guess
I feel the pain & smell the burntness through my phone!! 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Aloe vera is your new best friend.
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Meme I made at 4 am 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
where can i get a 3 inch sub? The lady at the last one I went to gave me a dirty look
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Henlo frens 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Henry the dog and Baloo the cat
@henrythecoloradodog on insta
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I get paid a lot, so that why I stay in my job 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"reaching for the stars" is kind of a loose term. most people won't even get close to the stars, so having a stable source of income and a reputation as a hard worker (especially one that comes with free time to pursue other interests) sounds like heaven. sure, you might get laid off, but like the post said, people think you work hard, and you have IT training in an increasingly electronic world, which is more job security than most people are living on right now. I'm not saying it's bad to follow your dreams, in fact that has lead to many of mankind's greatest discoveries and inventions. I'm just saying that since a person fresh out of university is riddled with debt, a job like this is a dream.
it's the little actions we take 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That can't be true, or we would have stopped using it a long time ago. The entire point is positive energy collection.
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I get paid a lot, so that why I stay in my job 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
dream job??
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Anon's mommy/gf 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
man, enjoy what you got.
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Elegant af! 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Me, collapsing on my bedroom floor
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Great title right here 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Limericks are good mediums for roasts
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apples 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
If you know someone who eats more than like, 2 apples a day, get them help.
apples 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I do this. It saves me the trouble of throwing away the core later, plus the extra fiber is good for your digestive system. The more you know.
Waste your time 2k19 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
bitch, you underestimate my power. I didn't get ANYTHING done last year, and I don't plan to this year.
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Swearing words from Britain are such a beautiful language 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
incompressible jizztrumpet. leave it to the scots to come up with an insult that is as confusing as it is devastating.
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Haha not the comment I was expecting to see 15 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
both.
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Haha not the comment I was expecting to see 15 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I have no issues with it, but I'd give him a dirty look. The same dirty look you would give someone who wears supreme, or airpods in public
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Uh huh 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
eye strain from looking at screens? existentialism?
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Centaurette cosplay 22 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
the furries have gone too far
Mother Nature is watching? 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That's the lake where they destroyed the pendant horcrux
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Please like and share this, so hyped for kh3 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I'm hyped for TLT's new songs.
I aint no weed. Source IG @sciencefunn 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
No, but to our primal ancestors, daytime was the only way you could get things done. it improved visibility, provided warmth, and kept us away from the baddies in the night. Furthermore, sunlight has many beneficial properties to humans. (vit D, mental health, and have you heard of the circadian rhythm?) so get yourself out of bed and get something done, wiseass.
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bear 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
this reads like a rick and morty episode
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