I’ve never seen the land
of milk and honey, but at
the Iowa State Fair I glimpsed
a cow fashioned of butter.
It lived behind a window
in an icy room, beneath klieg lights.
I filed past as one files
past a casket at a wake.
It was that sad: a butter cow
without a butter calf. Nearby I spied
a butter motorcycle, motorcycle-
sized, a mechanical afterthought
I thought the cow might have liked to ride.
You don’t drive a motorcycle; you ride it.
But not if you’re a butter cow, not
if you’re a butter cow who’s seen, if
not the land of milk and honey, the land
of milk, and dwelled within it.
It had a short life span, the butter cow.
Before it died, I looked
deep into its butter eyes. It saw
my butter soul. I could
have wept, or spread myself,
for nobody, across dry toast.
-Andrea Cohen

isn't the third pic from the office

You took the entire history of the world and shortened it to twenty minutes, then you shortened that to a single frame. good job.

bot, please no

thumbnail is the funniest thing I have seen

Prometheus smiles upon thee.

You wanna know why they call me "the widener?"

I'd play it for the 50's aesthetic. Love me some nuclear era cars and houses and shit.

Aww, Chell got a pet that wasn't a cube or an idiot.

guy was stuck under the dog for 10 years... respect.

yeah hey, what the fuck twitter

Bottom right is Konosuba. Still one of the best animes I've ever watched.

I actually got that amber alert. Freaked me out, but they also sent out another one that told people the girl had been found. Cool stuff.

>fast forward, end of night
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bruh, if you suddenly find yourself sucking some guys dick, you might have been gay before hand, no?

mars is just minding it's own business. we're the ones who put a robot on it.

What kinda bullshit logic is that? If you assume everyone's lying, nothing will get done. You have to assume both people are telling the truth.

I have an alarm for 11 that says "go to sleep you absolute hamplanet"