I don't have the time to ponder toilet paper holder patents when I'm taking a shit, thanks very much.

Fools. I'm gonna have a hospital constructed around me, then leave it.

Warning: strike a pose

They're not talking about the country, they're talking about the pastry.

uh huh. I'm "passionate" about crack and masturbation I guess

damn, at least it's a resume padder and he can watch anime without subtitles

I do not like it, Sam I am.

get out of my boat.

Damn, that's a frickin anime cloud

Y'all are forgetting about my boi Sojourner. RIP lil man

no, but my fucking psychologist decorates his office with optical illusions. Jackass.

TFW your name starts with Q
Guess I'll have to stick with all these quilts and quails

you can't tell me you weren't attracted to these three though.

by saving his life but confining him to that tiny puddle, the ice cube has prolonged the suffering of the fish, condemning him to a life of solitude, until the next time the water evaporates, and he is left to die again

but why? surely there's a less expensive and better way to shoot at high speed?

Looks like you're not going, no one is ever "ready" to meet muhammad ali