Funsubstance: night mode puts out some weird stuff, huh?

founded by tonya durden. rule 1 is don't talk about fight club

If you can't taste the car exhaust, you're not doing it right.

Wouldn't 50% of the people who made beer die too?

That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.
That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and Yellow!

Well, after they're kicked out of that university, maybe he can find an electrical engineering job.

Unpopular opinion: Cinnabon is way too chewy and sugary to be good. Give me a homemade cinnamon roll any day.

This is one of those videos that just gets weirder and weirder to the point where it feels like they're just being weird for the sake of being weird, you know? Weird.

There's something about a cute anime girl with a giant burger that warms me up inside

All that for an optiplex? That's the computer they buy in bulk to put in school libraries.

See you, space cowboy. Every time I see a post like this, the intro bass line starts playing in my head

Wait until the girls of funsubstance hear about this one.

don't think they're selling beautitudes, seeing as how those are blessings in the bible but

since when were we using the word "wet?" get it together guys, thanks

must have hit 88 mph just as they came across that pond

Lightning = Dick (and not the robin kind if you're catching what I'm drifting