under_fire

under_fire


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Munch munch 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Might be a neural net thing
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So there was a storm 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Awesome. I can imagine the sound of wood exploding
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The truth has been spoken 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Yeah, give everyone giant anime tiddies. Jesus? More like Jesus-chan! Buddha? She's enlightened, and thicc as hell! President Barack Obama? Ara ara!
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The only challenge that matters 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Hmmmm......
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My boyfriend told me he can’t tell the difference when I have makeup on or not 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
@poopun says it right. I think there's a societal expectation on women to wear makeup, but as in all things, there can be an excess. surely we've all seen the almost horrific pictures of excessive makeup.
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Tool expectations 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
The acetylene torch is probably more effective at removing the bolt than an angle grinder. Plus it's more fun
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We all know someone like that 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
How can you not like tomatoes? Sweet, sweet lycopenes
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N 23 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
It's so stupid it makes me want to believe it's fake
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Honestly the most fun thing about writing, full-stop. 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
no one has ever used "many limbed beetle" to say centipede, but yeah. ever since humans decided to make abstract concepts into sounds, then into form, this is the shit that comes out.
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Compassionate Solid Grass Spiders 47 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
ah, denial.
Heterosexual Holt is such a horndog. 25 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
A novel is a terrible medium for erotica in the first place. You can't change my mind.
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Compassionate Solid Grass Spiders 47 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
He was trying to take over the world while afraid of spiders? That's like an ant trying to take over a boot named Australia.
stone 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I think it's a commentary on the various types of porn from a "vanilla" perspective, if you will. You've got gay, lesbian, trans, BDSM, "supersize", etc. It's probably strange for people who haven't been exposed to these things before. I don't think it's saying any of them are bad.
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Compassionate Solid Grass Spiders 47 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
The title is perfectly disguised. Well done.
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Conservative countryside > Liberal cities 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
We ALL need to take better care of the environment. It's not about who lives where. We all live on earth, cliche as that sounds. https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/global-greenhouse-gas-emissions-data
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Mac & cheese lvl 999 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
all you need is a vacuum, a toothbrush, and some rubbing alcohol. try not to goof again.
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Canadian problems 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
smh, just pay for the next persons
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Can we be more like this people 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
truth. If I say someone's a asshole, it's not because they're a minority.
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A.C.Q.U.A.I.N.T.A.N.C.E.S 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
(friends theme starts playing)
Somebody once told you life was gonna roll you
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Can we be more like this people 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
You ARE allowed to point out the watermark though.
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Blackberry lemon cheese 15 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
>blueberries in the picture
>recipe calls for blueberries
>no blackberries anywhere
>somehow still blackberry lemon cheesecake
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Go to 2:06 if you want ultimate wholesome and sad feels ;-; 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
You all should look up syrmor. Turns out VR chat is a great medium for the most wholesome and the most depressing conversations.
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Come on Jake 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Lol I'm so quirky and funny
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The library in my university has bookshelves that automatically move 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That's some danganronpa shit right there
I'll have some V O I D 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Void Juice: The Sweet Release!
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