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Hat's off to the father 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

"putting in"

Hat's off to the father 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

"pretend"

Hat's off to the father 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

"accidentally"

I give these to people anyway 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I called it, and while the post says "polite", they actually mean devastating.

There was also Hawkeye with his arrows! 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

People have been using firearms without the intent to kill for a long long time. Plus, it's not like she can wrist taser him

Skating on the ramp with bare shoes 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Thanos must love this guy (he's perfectly balanced)

Hmm... Really F**k'in Day 1 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

That's just really bad luck. Broke your phone and your derailer in one fell swoop. Luckily he had another phone to take a picture

how to get an A 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

alex jones' "ill be honest, I'm kinda retarded"

Friend 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

This seems like a red flag relationship

Matt damon! 27 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

oh it is? thanks for clearing that up

Spanish or vanish 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

pourquoi duo, pourquoi? Ou est ma famille?

Becoming another brick in the wall 16 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Look, if he enjoys law as much as kids in movies enjoy rebelling against the system, he can. Though if the mom ruined his dreams, thats pretty fucked up, man

Keanu christ 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I learned something and I got the joke! the perks of being me.

One was done for Tokyo and proved that the subway system was well designed 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

True. I'd also like to see how it compares to computer generated maps

Military dark gentle Porcupine 9 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

When I was younger, I once had a dream that I had fingers the size of buildings. I kept destroying stuff and trying to fix it, but my hands were way too big and I just destroyed more stuff. It terrified me as a kid

Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I know full well how to pronounce it properly

Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I go overboard, full war-chester-shy-re

This hotel I'm at has a train inside it with rooms inside of it 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

so you're telling me there's a hotel in a train in a hotel?

I came on her 9th gag 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Yeah, it's weird how she does yoga every time I tell her I love her

I believe I can fly 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

this is a prime fuckery moment.

Give top priority to yourself! 13 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Not to mention the fact that I don't have a handy dandy indicator or a steady discharge rate. I can go throughout the day feeling like I could lift the spirits of everyone in a 2 block radius, but step one foot into my room and lose consciousness

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Vague daily heavy Stork 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Gotta admire the resourcefulness and dedication

Open rightful aboriginal Falcon 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I liked to cover my ears during his "thinking" parts, and trust me, it's equally or more funny.

Larry Nance goes up for the dunk 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I think his character model is broken

So there was a storm 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

It's more… it’s got this kind of like, it’s splintery, it’s snappy… it’s not really a nutty, It’s kind of like a certain… wsshsh! It’s got like this BABOOM, ZAP! kind of thing. Dont you think? What would you call that?