under_fire

under_fire


Hello world! Nice to meet you.

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Gonna hunt a better guy 18 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
If you feel uncomfortable because your girlfriend is doing "manly" things, chances are you weren't manly in the first place
The number seven 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
please don't use the word lustful when describing cows it makes them (and me) uncomfortable
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Thats how you hold it right 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
his teeth are perfectly white but crooked
This series is so damn amazing, all these different amazing animation styles, mindfrick, 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I liked three robots and zima blue
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Sums up 2019 generation 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
why do you think she's at the gym, dumbass
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Tom Riddle + hair + nose = 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Just cause he's president doesn't mean we can't make fun of him. There's a reason we have political satire.
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Human life cycle 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I'm intrigued by the concept of a reverse necromancer
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Fat wakeful Snail 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
keep going, we're making progress!
Fat wakeful Snail 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Ah, denial, the first stage of grief. Don't worry, you'll eventually come to terms with the hazards behind raw cookie dough
Try this game! 16 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Here's the issue. You need to level up your skills in a trade first, then you can convert the currency "time" into "money," which is the game's main currency. also, with enough money, you unlock appearance changes, which can decrease difficulty in the dating portion. I wish they told us that in the tutorial though, haha. Good luck!
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In Ant-Man & The Wasp (2018), Hank Pym's lab is powered by enlarged Duracell 12 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
that's the "theory", but if that were true, pym wouldn't have been able to carry that tank in his pocket in the first movie. and if he could, ant man would have no power to punch while shrunk. It's awfully convenient.
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Gotta close by windows real quick so the smell dont get out 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I was more worried about the asphyxiation caused by combustion of weed in a closed room, as the title states
Advantage of having pro camera 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
right, I meant eldritch "lads"
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Gotta close by windows real quick so the smell dont get out 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
grim, you're just encouraging them.
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It is unnerving how many people <3 this narrative 24 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
wait, that's illegal? uhhh... I'll be right back.
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In Ant-Man & The Wasp (2018), Hank Pym's lab is powered by enlarged Duracell 12 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
bruh, antman already breaks all of the known laws of physics. You expect it to be consistANT?
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Battle of the century 27 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
JOJO!!!!
CAESAR!!!!
Trucks with & without underguards 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
All trailers should have this. Not only does it make it safer, it improves gas mileage.
Trucks with & without underguards 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
what, you stupid or something?
Advantage of having pro camera 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Gotta upgrade to the p30 so I can see eldritch abominations at night
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Weirdos 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
just had to flex on the lonely people, huh? (jk, congrats)
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Sounds about right 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Don't forget:
A weird dream I had
Funny names I heard in public
Song lyrics that I don't remember the song to
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Let me just hop in! 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Oh, I get it. It's one of those "out of the frying pan into the fire" type scenarios, isn't it?
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The only GoT spoiler you need to know . 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Look at this post, with the eyes on your face, his legs are covered in outer space. SPACE PANTS
Could we please have much more female superheroes? 15 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
There are several things wrong with this post. The inciting title. The cringy and poorly written dialogue. The watermark in the upper left