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Now that’s one fully formed baby! 14 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Congrats! It's a beautiful toddler boy. He has his mother's arms.

Misunderstood girlfriend 9 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

She's one knife from full yandere

Rob 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

A londonator. eyyyy macarena!

Yeah sure Karen 6 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I'm a dude, so of course I know about cars. That right there is pretty obviously blinker fluid.

Hot daymn!! 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Real bros film their best friends having sex. Afterwards, there's a crisp high five and a "no homo, but that was hot" waiting for them

I want to go to walmart at least once in my life. 14 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE

Equality 1 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

That's not the point. The point is that he would say the same thing if Leslie was a guy.

Haha 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

"should have gone to vegas! it would have been so much cheaper!"

What LGBT really stands for 17 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

bruh moment. guacamole is one of the best things on the planet.

Ill-fated workable uneven Owl 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Hi, yes sir. I'll take all of the above.

Date night magic trick 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

dinner and a show!

Probably a repost but I love it! 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

You can't expect a dog who drank 35 beers to be coherent enough to think straight

Endgame deleted scenes 1 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Spiderman with swords gets decked by groot? Wow, thanks.

Spanish rightwing extremists made this super cute gay ghost. 9 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I think the t actually stands for Transylvanian. We include vampire too, jeez.

Yes, maybe, no 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Or yes means yes and no means no and we, as responsible HUMANS on this planet hold each other to this communication standard.

Armor +100 14 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

well, obviously. however, I wasn't talking about the public view on this post, I was pointing out the underboob.

You’re goddamn right I’m eating vanilla ice cream, milk, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

"the line between madness and genius is very thin indeed"

Armor +100 14 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Underboob for days, weeks even

What is this, a crossover episode? 6 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Netflix?

Why not just sleep in the bottom bu... Ohhhhhhhh 6 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

bruh moment. I did the exact same thing

What are the chances that they're also gers? 20 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

mistaking them for a failed attempt at a clone, I'd challenge them to combat to the death

Since people wanted more of these... Comics. 10 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

oh yeah? well, take this! YOUR PERSONAL PREFERENCES ARE VALID

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Since people wanted more of these... Comics. 10 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

@grimreaper SHAME

Since people wanted more of these... Comics. 10 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

who wanted more. who. tag them so I can shame them

Human life cycle 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

sure, but wouldn't that just be a murderer? surely there must be something special about the reverse necromancer that sets it apart from just a murderer. I'm thinking magic, like a zombie coming out of the ground played in reverse