under_fire

under_fire


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No, I don't have an image editor 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
When you don't have an image editor so you use whatsapp
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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Parry this you f**king casual 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
No, you're right. Sorcerer supreme also grabbed the time stone bare handed, so I think there are some stones that are more volatile and than others. The ether and power stones are probably the most, tesseract and vision's stone are dangerous but not as much, and time and soul stone are generally safe
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You'd expect them to know 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
They know what they said. It's a new combination business: Optometry and Proctology in one nice package
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Airplane painted in matte black 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Uh oh, better get 37 miles away
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Stay safe kids 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I support homosexuality but I also support laughing at stupid ads like these.
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Parry this you f**king casual 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
ronan's done it, peter quill's done it, etc etc. turns out you don't have to be a celestial being to grab an infinity stone for a second
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Someone's grandmother loves them very much 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Me: sees this post
Me 5 minutes later: The death wobble in jeeps is caused by loose ball joints in the front steering and axle assembly which, at sufficiently high speeds, can cause the tires to "wobble" back and forth
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Singing sk8erboi in my head 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Everyone's trash! Hooray!
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What would Axe body spray do then 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I love satire
Airplane painted in matte black 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I thought he was spending a year dead for tax reasons?
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Unused unequal Squirrel 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That's either his boyfriend or a massive power move.
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Severe leg cramp 16 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
There's gotta be something else at play here muscles can't just collapse because of a cramp, right?
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How a cup of coffee is made in Turkey 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
It's a bit tricky to see while he's pouring, but if you compare the end amount of coffee in the cup to the size of the metal container, it matches up.
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Airplane painted in matte black 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That's poetic juxtaposition right there
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How a cup of coffee is made in Turkey 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
The sand is hot and is being warmed by a flame underneath. Coffee and water is put into the metal container and is boiled using the sand to conduct heat. The "filling" you see is just the coffee (which is thicker and stronger than american coffee, due to the grounds being left inside) is just the coffee boiling up. The turkish use sand because it is easy to control the amount of heat being transferred into the coffee.
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We need a Dogenostate 11 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
whatever could this post be referencing? I wonder.......
Bree is excited when he hears visitors 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
what's wrong with your dog
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I'll just advertise , what could go wrong? 12 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
dude, she's hot and she knows it
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Out of 22 movies ... These two never met 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Probably made it easier for Strange to accept her as a casualty
God has left you 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Imagine being taken from your home, held in captivity to be sold, killed and boiled in pepsi max for 2 hours, then your mangled corpse is put into a baguette. Damn.
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Watch this, bruv! 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
That could have gone a LOT worse
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Light off 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Nice analysis. But I don't think you're taking into account that it's probably a supernatural beast and may or may not fall under the known laws of the world. Like O'hare said, "I'm your worst nightmare! I'm frankensteins head, on spider's body!"
Constant velocity in action 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Except a falling elevator is a non-inertial frame of reference. There's a constant acceleration force, so the reason you would die is because you couldn't possibly accelerate the elevator fast enough to cancel out your velocity in the air.
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Alternative ending 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
He had his talk with his mother, and his father went of his own accord (with bad timing, I admit) I think
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