"tourists" is a pretty bad way to put it, but i see the point

so... if I put mustard on my dick...

Dude's just trying to build a sand castle, the fuck is wrong with you guys

pathetic. I have trancended the title of employee. I am now a hyper-employee

well, i mean, I could call the cops. they have guns and shit, and I'm pretty sure they have slap-proof asses

dude looks like a cocoa dusted truffle... just me?

hey man, at least you landed that sick dunk

roasted>boiled 100 percent.

Any one can be "planning" on doing something. If someone asks you to do it, they probably expected you to be done already, and seeing as you weren't, they asked.

Yeah, tyler durden is really a positive role model. Glad to see we're looking up to him now

Bless you

"please don't" what, you think a few rads will stop me?

So what is the point of this gif? Are you deliberately trying to get people to be angry? over a fucking phone? I'm angry alright, but over your incessant "hurr durr apple stupid." SHUT UP, PLEASE.

uh, hey buddy, you can wait thirty seconds. you never know when the idiot in front of you is gonna back up to the first window to complain about ketchup.

so you're telling me he hasn't been hit by a single bullet in all his time as a treasure hunter? he's the luckiest man on earth. could have won the lottery twice instead of being roped into finding gold and shit

*metal gear alert sound*

I'm really fucking lonely and tired. Hopefully this all goes away when I graduate, but if it doesn't, I don't know what I'll do.