It would be more efficient if you put the sharpener bit in the drill, that way you could reload the pencils quicker

yes, but never turn around or they'll be repulsed

is there... a set up to the punchline? am i missing something?

a tester for drugs that are guaranteed to give you superpowers. which ones? find out when you're hired.

It's one step away from being a creature in a horror movie. The line between good boi and eldritch abomination is a thin one

As far as tattoos go, that isn't even a bad one.

I got a mansion on 150 acres cause the toilets were backed up lol

they can trot, but can they gallop?

You guys just like milfs, she isn't best girl

This. Is. Awesome.

Is that cropped wonder woman porn? actually, don't answer.

The fuck are you gonna make with those ingredients? a garlic smoothie? That's gross, dude.

are you implying that just cause some people shave their pubes they're not a man? maybe people have different standards of hygiene? you stupid?

flip the top bun and youve got yourself a deal. real americans eat burgers with their hands and can still pay without greasy fingers.

so yall are just forgetting about my dude cyclopentane huh

catsassination

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wait, you think bananas are natural? ahahahaha! oh, you were serious, let me laugh even harder!