under_fire

under_fire


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No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted 9 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Responding with sarcasm won't solve anything. People are very VERY complicated, and depression doesn't work the same for everyone. Some people get used to depression, and some work their way out. What exactly were you trying to accomplish when you replied that way?
Tropacalise Your food 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
you a mega hoe if you can taste cock in your food
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Racial bewildered Caribou 16 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I think the text is edited. It does seem like a more satirical comic
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One of us. One of us 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
all hail.
Jim Carrey does the best joking 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Well, that was an overreaction. It is ironic that Carrey is distributing the "too many people are on phones" to people who are most likely on their phones. Without knowing either of you personally, I have to say, the fuck?
I'm this old 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
nice
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Every time I smoke, next thing you know; 11 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
don't threaten me with a good time
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There can be only one! 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
this is surprisingly badass
Princess Diana in Italy 1997. Lovely lady, lovely place, but you can see the loneliness ! 12 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I would never wish loneliness on anyone, it's a sucky feeling. But surely it's relieved a little by a yacht?
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These three ceiling fans work on a single motor 12 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
You're back! thank you for the insights in fan technology
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These three ceiling fans work on a single motor 12 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
yep, I don't see this going wrong in any way
Spooderman 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Kate Beaton
I would love that 7 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
That... is the point of an ice cream truck. Otherwise people would just buy ice cream at the store
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Gravity 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Fool. The planet simply pulls. It is the fault of the sustenance releaser
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If only that could change 12 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
How about we live in a world where not everything can be reduced to a single example or classification and good intentions can be ruined because of humankind's natural tendency to differ?
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Le ree 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I mean, it's wholesome
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Spooderman 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
"You may not go home until tonight has been magical" nice.
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I would love that 7 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
but you can't consume alcohol in public? not to mention you'd need like, 4 permits to do that
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My husband told me to post him sharpening his pencils 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
congrats! you just made an electric pencil sharpener. what's all the fuss about?
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You gotta beat the ratrace, so you don't get stuck in the hamsterwheel or the mousetrap 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Leave it long enough, the mouse will kill itself
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Dont leave the house 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I mean, she can do what she wants, but that can't be comfortable, right? can someone confirm?
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My husband told me to post him sharpening his pencils 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
It would be more efficient if you put the sharpener bit in the drill, that way you could reload the pencils quicker
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Classic pakulu papito 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
yes, but never turn around or they'll be repulsed
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Full stormy certain Ape 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
is there... a set up to the punchline? am i missing something?
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Mine in comments 22 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
a tester for drugs that are guaranteed to give you superpowers. which ones? find out when you're hired.
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