under_fire

under_fire


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If you do this. f*ck you 8 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
do what? spill rice?
*giggles in darwinism* 5 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
provided you have the correct type of mask and you're using it correctly, they last much longer and even disposable masks can be reused. the function of a mask is only to catch particles that the virus might be on.
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Normal People & Offices 1 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
who needs plumbing when you have prestidigitation
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Today I turn 42. I think this is an appropriate day to start reading this 4 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' in large, friendly letters on the cover.
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Newley wedded in front of their burning car 8 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
Herbie!! Noooooo!
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He weighs 12 awws 3 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
can someone convert that to metric for me?
McDonald's themed deck has the queen holding the burger... For reasons 3 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
i thought it's cause she can handle the meat
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Who's gonna win this fight? 1 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
honestly, probably carnage. from what i remember, he's uber powerful at this point, and while venom has the upper hand in experience and training, he's not that strong compared to other symbiotes.
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I'm in stage potato, personally 5 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
i started in stage 4
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Switch your light/dark mode to see difference 1 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
soo... funsubstance dark mode when?
The opossum has a right to scream 2 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
but the world is a fuck?
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To the bathroom! Or, why girl friends are important 4 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
It's not female friends you need. My friend group does this all the time to me and most of them are guys
Gotta wash those manos 2 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
you guys weren't washing your hands before?
It always gets a laugh out of the girls 3 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
shes laughing at my spongebob underpants :(
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Anon breaks up with gangbanged gf 9 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
wait, what did she do wrong?
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Apparently you can buy sriracha buy the pound 4 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
and I want to drink it so badly
Dungeon & Taxes 1 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
break the chain! go off the grid! get a new identity! start a non profit for helping skeleton youths! buy a pair of lungs so you can smoke weed!
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The fact that these pictures are taken 63 years apart is disconcerting 18 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
all due respect, but if we're stereotyping protesters, don't you think we should be stereotyping all police as murderers with authority? it seems obvious that violent protesters and violent police are a minority that are both in the wrong.
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Anon helps with the power of flex tape 3 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
"In Dallas, a woman’s face was covered in blood after she was hit with a rubber bullet while walking home with groceries."
"She says she was walking home with her groceries when police fired some sort of pellet in her face. Says she’s not a protester. #DallasProtests
— Kevin Krause (@KevinRKrause) May 31, 2020"
source: https://www.vox.com/2020/5/31/21275994/police-violence-peaceful-protesters-images
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Aussie and Kiwi captains realizing their mistakes 6 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
do you have a better explanation?
Why can't some people leash their dog? 5 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
people have problems with authority. it boggles their tiny brains that some rules are there for a reason
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Ethereal garrulous capable Mantis 6 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
it's a win win
Aussie and Kiwi captains realizing their mistakes 6 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
I assume with the corona virus, handshakes are frowned upon?
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Odd 3 comments
under_fire · 3 years ago
whats in the hole?
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