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You really don't understand these kinds of posts, do you? Just Google 'Chris (Simpsons artist)'

And it doesn't matter because he did. So this whole post is meaningless.

They can't survive without humans

At existing. They're biologically carnivores, and they can't digest bamboo, yet that's all they eat. Then, they also refuse to mate at all. As a species, they've completely failed.

Pandas still exist. They're still failures tho

its alright. i was too harsh. sorry

No I'm actually unaffiliated with both parties, due to their extreme retardation. No, I'm just saying you're so overly idealistic. There is no way EVERY SINGLE RELIGIOUS FACTION will give up everything and simply choose to accept everyone. Why not have the whole planet unite as a people, break down every wall and border and become one human race! What about distributing wealth equally among every single human to end hunger and poverty! Oh oh, I KNOW!!!! What if we all have the same opinions and ideas!!!! That way we will never argue. Oh oh, an EVEN BETTER IDEA!!! Let's all be the same exact human!!!!!!!! Yes!!!! This is definitely possible and not retardedly naïve!!!! Wooooo!!!!!

actually while gay marriage should be allowed, forcing churches to marry gays is fucking retarded. ever since i noticed you on this site, dash224, you've been spouting so much idiocy. graduate from elementary school, then come back.

Excrement means shit. Satan just flushed them onto earth to fuck with us, cuz he's an asshole, and because we humans suck so much that we actually give these disgusting creatures the attention they need in order to survive.

Honestly these are fuckin letter combinations on a fuckin image sharing website. They should not hold ANY meaning or value. Thus, nobody should get offended by this joke, regardless of whether it is a good one or not. If we as a species went from struggling through war, famine, and natural disasters just to survive and pass on our genes, to a group of weaklings who kill themselves over an internet comment, it just means that we have failed as a species and require extinction. If not extinction, then natural selection. Though I guess these easily depressed internet teens committing suicide in droves nowadays DOES count as natural selection. So I guess all is well. Continue being offended over some pixels. The rest of us will just continue to progress humanity. Thanks for your help in sorting out the bad genes.

Then Hillary and trump and Bernie should be out of the picture too

And if you look at these downvotes, they're also very touchy, quite a strange trait for such a primitive and undeveloped subspecies of human indeed.

Yep,and you can tell from the downvotes that these selfish fucks don't like getting called out, furthering my point.

Guest is probably those feminists who believe the 'if she feels that she was raped, than she was raped' and the 'facts are a social construct created by the patriarchy in order to opress women'. Fuck the Justice system, let's just do feelings and honor code, right?