I want a tutorial of this

When I first got it, I told my mom and she was like " did you put a pad on ? "
And I was like " no ? Whats a pad ? "
And she had to explain to me that once a month didn't mean it happened literally ONCE a month, but five days a month
That's what happens in the Texas education system, everyone

Me: * walks in looking fine as hell making people regret making fun of me *

They can get IP banned if they bad an account, though. So then they couldn't made annoying comments.

* whisk * the first day of Christmas is on Christmas

* whispers * They publicly shame you for not constantly looking up new PC terms but god forbid they are asked to provide sources for their ridiculous claims

It is Peta, what do you expect them to know of animals ?

You mean people don't shower every day ? I get not washing your hair every day ( which I have to do, otherwise I look like a greaser) but you need to wash your body every day !

Us gingers are apparently more likely to get skin cancer
Also, most of us don't tan, we burn most of the time and sometimes freckle

So are they ready to live their entire life in the water now ?

I'm stuck on the glowing sea quest, too scared of facing those fucking radiated scorpions
THEY FUCKING BURROW IN THE GROUND LIKE THOSE GOD DAMN MOLES AND I DONT WANNA FUCK WITH THEM

He looks more like an older Collin firth

At least they don't argue in front of the kids

Because it's a reference to TFA ? I haven't even seen it but I understand that

Why is this taxidermy prettier than me ?