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Naughty 3 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Cute

Oh my lorde 11 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Ya ya ya I am Lorde.

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How to Hipster 18 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

I recently learned the label "lumbersexual". It's like metrosexual obsessive grooming to achieve the lumber jack look. Haha

f*ck you North Korea 11 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

You can watch it on YouTube for 5.99

Is this true ? 6 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Kill joy. 100% chance of death anyway.

Is this true ? 6 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Alcohol is a preservative. Haha

You guys should try to this with your parents 6 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

I still sit on my mom's lap sometimes. I'm in my 30's. You never stop being their baby. <3

Keep your PINs to yourselves, kids 6 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

I love these. Keep them coming!

When the girl in front of you won't get her hair off your desk 40 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Just start smelling her hair and exhaling like you just jizzed your pants. Taste the hair .... rub it on your face.... when she pulls away yell "NOOO! MY PRECIOUS!"

Amazing facts 16 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

*slow clap*

The things we learn as we grow older. 24 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Number 1. Hahahahaha. Also number 15....I see it all too often.

Striving for this perfect relationship 21 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

The sex, video games, reading, and going out lessens. Sandwiches and back rubs turn into letting the other person sleep in.

Just don't 28 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

My husband and I dress to match but it's more like themes....not exactly the same. Like we do star wars shirts, marvel shirts, band shirts. Even dress the kiddo to match if we do a day trip somewhere. We.....(sigh) are dorks....but I love it.

For those who think they know a lot about rock music 19 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Tip for band shirts.... only wear band shirts you got at their show.

There's Only One Rule 22 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

So what about generations x('66-'76), y(’77-94), and z('95-2012)? I thought generation y was aka the millenials aka echo boomers.

Shits and giggles 6 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I think it's human instinct tolaugh at farts. I never taught my kiddo to laugh at farts....and yet she laughs when I let one rip.

Talk about rude 2 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I once lived in the same apartment complex as this old dude that pan handled a few streets down. His place was bigger than my efficiency

Rush to the burn unit 8 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

It's amazing what you learn on the internet. Giovanna Plowman....wow

Ladies who wear short skirts 8 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Yea guys neeevvveerr have to adjust anything.

Missed connections 6 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I am fucking crying right now! Too good!

Family dinner grill-table 6 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Smoke in the eyes...too hot in summer

Everything good starts with a B 36 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Booze, bourbon, bumping uglies, ..beats. like tunes.

Everything good starts with a B 36 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Bud? Boinking? Beats?

For those of you becoming "adults" 13 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

When I was 15 my father said " now you know everything but slowly you will lose this knowledge as you get older" Left home and moved to another country at 18. Called him a month later for advice and haven't stopped listening since.

The struggle is real 19 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

If I don't wear a bra I feel my skin being pulled down by the boobs. Also.....under tit sweat.