Best comment ever

Gravity? Strongest force not substance. maybe The Force?

I don't know. My cousin had everything growing up. Access to every opportunity and was tauht to be polite. My aunt even taught me some of the finer points of polite behavior. (Ex. Saying pardon instead of huh or what). She still turned out shitty because of outside influences. She has 4 kids at 21 and only has custody of the latest one. She told her mother " you're dead to me"! After everything my aunt has done for her it makes me wonder if she is a sociopath.

Yep. I waited until i was 30 to have a baby. I did all the party, travel, ect. and i am thankful that i have "boring" nights at home with my little family.

what if you live in an apartment? i guess it is included in the rent. anyway, prison is much worse than school. can't go home everyday, sleep in your own bed, and be with your family. also the risk of sexual assault in the shower is greatly reduced in school vs prison.

I have a feline she did.

I remember when that happened. Huge Madonna fan then.

Really tied the room together

What else are you putting in your margarita? Three times the ingredients? ! I will say pure lime juice for a margarita is too sour. Needs some agave nectar and a splash of oj.

You know the second you go check the baby wakes up so you jist sit there anxiously.