"eeeeew" not a big Jimmy Fallon fan but these skits were gold.

I mean at least offer some incentive. You can leave early all next week. Three day weekend. Buy lunch.

And January. Ah yes, never had a birthday gift that wasn't in Xmas wrapping...if I got one at all.

And if they have an English name it means....well... you know.

Hahaha that explains UFO sightings. They get to us and turn around. Nope.

Ugh god yes. Keep your grubby hands to yourself! Do you know how much care it takes? When did you last wash your hands? Personal space!!!! REEEEE!

Reminds me of upgrading a castle in Lord's of the Relm.

Just mumble back.

How about we stop worrying about what others do and focus on our own actions.

Oh goody! I can't wait to have a black/green/blue poo after eating this.

Who was her boyfriend? None other that Albert Einstein. Then the whole train clapped.

They have to ask!! "Two bite check". It's a thing.

I promise cutting your nails and taking baths won't kill you!!!

Wha...Wha...What did I just watch?

Get ready to shit dark blue and green