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unicornhunter


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Apparently my 2 month old son really likes Santa's beard 7 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Husband was being a right asshole this morning. Holidays are stressful. Called in to work to hash things out. All is good now but it ruins your day to argue in the morning...... thanks. Needed to bitch.....get it out there.
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Best Christmas Sweater ever 8 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Search hothxmas sweaters
Apparently my 2 month old son really likes Santa's beard 7 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Ugh! I have had the shittiest day and THIS .....this made me laugh.
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Worse than lying about Santa 20 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Aalso you can boil it and mash it up and make pretend mashed potatoes. Way healthier for you and some don't kkow the difference.
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This man fears nothing...Haunted house reaction 14 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
He looks like that is the fastest a turd has ever come out...
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Very polite cat 11 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
"So, how was work?"
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You regret it in the morning 2 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
This is perfect..... I am hung over today. I am never drinking again!!! Until next girls night out.
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The truth about the Hunger Games 30 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
"Explanes" hahaha
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First female pilot 17 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
I read something a while back about women making better fighter pilots than men. Something to do with g force....you go girl!
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Over 40 using smartphones 4 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
I think it is more of a vision issue.....not wanting to pull out those reading glasses.
Holiday spirit is alive 9 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Once I asked how other women breast feed in public *(like technique, not "oh how could you")....got like 20 down votes. Hahahaha don't feel bad about one, my friend.
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Feed me! Feed me more! 8 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
"i love ICE CREAM!!!"
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Holiday spirit is alive 9 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
At my local pub they only had happy hannukah stuff up. Some of the regulars made a stink and the owner just said " it's merry xmas everywhere else. My pub....my holiday."
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How dare you 14 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Bijon? But less white...a dirty bijon?
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A pun so bad 6 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
This guy has too much thyme on his hands.
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The worst betrayal 6 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Vision of truth
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Motherhood at its best 41 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
I wish i could take my daughter to work with me.....*le sigh*
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Salute to customer service 9 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
I worked the returns desk in high school and my favorite was people wanting to get their 10ยข on an item that was priced wrong. I was not allowed to just give them a dime. I has to do a whole return and ring the item up again.
Top gear instant complaint letter 5 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
That other lady hahahaha
Secret tactical meeting 8 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Military intelligence.
One for the ladies 69 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
To take off nail polish....
Christmas tree in college 9 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Ten bucks says that battery is from the smoke detector.
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The stig actually has brothers 9 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Aagreed! I can't watch the American version. It's terrible.
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Im sure you get this all the time but 17 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Friend had a cat named meow ming....I dated a Bruce Lee.
How dare you 14 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
No, dogs love the taste of cat shit. Kitty cigars.
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