unicornsession
Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.
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I'm ready for the downvotes this time 4 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
What show is this from?
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Exactly 29 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
President Duerte has a point, but do not forget his reckless endangerment of civilians lives and outlandish policies that justifies the use of the term murder. The crime of the US should not be put at a higher level, but finger pointing and "he's doing it too" doesn't change the topic of the interview: him.
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Give an umbrella a battery life they said, it'll be an improvement they said 9 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
I can tell you with absolute honesty, that.....umbrella was not my first thought when I saw this picture and the title said battery.
Disney heroes VS Disney villains 27 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
The women's faces are all way too similar though. Pictures are still wonderfully drawn though.
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I got this 12 comments
Very relatable 4 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
When everybody's going through drama but your a emotionless psychopath so you killed all the people you could have drama with. I like this joke but you mean asocial. Antisocial is more on par with murderers.
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Something to think about 72 comments
Something to think about 72 comments
Sparkle palace c*cktail table 6 comments
Grown Up (physically) 32 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Jimmy Neutron's new hairstyle... I didn't realize they decided to make a cartoon Grease.
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Edited 7 years ago
It really could be anyone 10 comments
Halloween this year be like 19 comments
"Slap him on the behind,they like that!" 12 comments
Clever wedding guestbook idea 7 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
I don't know what you think I'm paying the videographer for then. It'd be pretty akward trying to enter a super secret spy safe house with the finger print of a data entry employee.
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How I imagine americans 21 comments
Cavemen Can't Understand It 22 comments
Cavemen Can't Understand It 22 comments
Clever wedding guestbook idea 7 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Great! Now I can finally steal the identity of all my friends and families.
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