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unicornsession

Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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Billionaire philanthropist playboy genius in a cave 15 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

No, not Batman. Batman is too dark and moodie. Elon is more lighthearted, much more Marvel movie with Ragnorok as a reference

Once, people had thick skin 7 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Doubt

The way this goes from table to shelves to table 4 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Small apartments don’t have dining space

The two genders 7 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

It is in fact stating that there are women snacks available, which I agree with.

The way this goes from table to shelves to table 4 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Source?

Before and after drinking alcohol 12 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Asian flush

How cool is that 10 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Where can I get one though?

How cool is that 10 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

How can I get one/make one?

The fear of dropping things in the toilet 1 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Calebcity_ is his insta. Definitely check it out!

PAID 20 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Just would like to clarify Las Vegas does not have legal prostitution. It is not in Clark County, but the county beside it.

Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Wow. Intense

Little c*ckatiel signs iPhone ringtome everytime his owner tries to leave the house 9 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Talented clinger.

The evil trifecta 3 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Is this real or art?

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The importance of ponctuation 3 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

I still can’t see it.

PAID 20 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

She’s a stripper not a hooker though

Tough love 4 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

r/niceguys and r/nicegirls is my favorite series on YouTube.

Over the Ocean on the California Coast 2 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Where exactly is this?

Double roles 6 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Well at least she gets paid more

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Daryl, would you like to kick things off? 4 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

I thought they meant “only person of color”.

Waterfall in aquarium 6 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

How was this done?

Realistic 56 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

Thank you

Realistic 56 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

What game are they referring to?

10 wicked life hacks that only a dishonest genius would use 25 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

The one about writing “liar” is absolutely disgusting. I hope no one uses it.

Kdot 21 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

She apologized and he let her sing again. It’s not hard not to say the n- word in a song. We skip curse words all the time.

Well my whole life is ironic already 4 comments

unicornsession · 5 years ago

The drawing room?