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Old people can be awesome sometimes 36 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
You really shouldn't be on the Internet.
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Think about it..... 14 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
You're afraid of not seeing people for who they truly are.
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Not normal or nerdy enough 12 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I'm too nerdy for regular people and too nerdy for nerdy people. *Sigh*
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I took a picture of a protester 7 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
It's hard to tell from the picture but it could be an electronic cigarette (the smokeless kind). Or he's just a fucking moron.
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How to use sand to freak people out 17 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Imagine someone goes to try and help, attempts to flip her over and she just crumbles. I would like to see their face.
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Wolf + Corgi = This awesome dog 20 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
This is the most accurate description of Sweden I have ever read.
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British 14 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I was born and raised in England, and the only men I've met who match the top description are elderly gents.
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Loki's kids 23 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Loki needed to distract the stallion from working so his job wouldn't be finished in time. What better way to distract a male than to entice him with your feminine wiles, even if you have to give birth afterwards?
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Loki's kids 23 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Loki gave Odin the horse in hopes that Odin would like him more than Thor. This was after Loki transformed himself into a female horse, got pregnant, and gave birth to said eight-legged horse.
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Unknown pleasures 14 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I think so too. I was just saying that it *could* be taken as an accurate representation of life. Sorry, I have a degree in psychology so I tend to overthink things.
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Poor Spidey... Still not invited 7 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
That's why he's winning. Look at his chips compared to Batman's.
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Unknown pleasures 14 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I think this could be a representation of life. It starts out okay in the beginning, get messy and jumbled in the middle, then straightens out again in the end.
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Hiroshima's nuclear shadows 23 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
No. Take your ignorance somewhere else please.
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Bad-Signal 2 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I'm not sure the criminals in Gotham are smart enough to notice that Batman only saves the city at knight.
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This cracks me up for no reason 6 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I just noticed that the grapes have eyes as well. Kind of a creepy breakfast.
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No 12 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Maybe when they said, "Let's all jump!" he couldn't hear through all that hair.
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Justgroomythings 5 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I'm assuming this is before the wedding ceremony. Thus no ring. And that's what makes it amusing.
Justgroomythings 5 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Did you mean "There's no ring"?
If so, then that's the point. It's making fun of the women who pose like that with their bridesmaids to show off their engagement rings.
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Some of The Weirdest Hotels 17 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I stayed in the Icehotel with my boyfriend. The glasses in the bar are sculpted out of ice.
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Am I? Really? 34 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Girls are friendzoned just as much as guys. We just don't bitch about it constantly.
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Lighting bolt bullseye 8 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
My first thought was, "Oh shit! It's Mufasa!" The upper swirly cloud kinda looks like a lion to me.
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When a classmate asks you if you got a second pen 12 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Yes, David Tennant is a sexy beast.
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How to drink cheap on a plane. This is perfectly legal 7 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I've done this. I hate flying, so my solution is to get smashed.
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How to finger a girl 20 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
I love that this is the best answer.
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How to become a real man 8 comments
unicycle · 11 years ago
Sounds more like a maple-smelling perfume to me.
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