Sounds about right...unfortunately

From Indiana, moved to Texas just in time to get away from the shitty snow

Daaamn...my feelings just got hurt.

Damn!

See...she knows what's up

Then you have to pee...

My main man Martin.

I freaking love J Law

Ain't that the truth

Greatness indeed

Fuckn nailed it!

Lmao, omg this is so true

I freaking love Scarlett Johansson

I'd never go on a elevator with a coffin on it

In Living Color...my favorite show

I watched this episode yesterday morning on TBS

I watched this episode yesterday morning on TBS

I fucking LOVE Bernie Mac!

Why don't you just get different colored mugs????

Awww, I'm a Hoosier!...thank god I moved

I'd like a dozen of those please!

Dat title tho