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That's how we have the money to take girls on dates 4 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
So much pink :p
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Someone gets it 15 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
At home we spoke 3 languages when I was that age :p I don't think it was because my parents were well off though, it was just a multicultural atmosphere =)
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Does anyone do this? 50 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
My mom does this whenever she walks with me :)
Depression 6 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
ER?!
Ice Cream is love 7 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
I work in a souvenir shop, and over the summer i had a few lucid dreams. The thing is, I generally don't sleep with a shirt on when it's hot, which resulted in a rather odd lucid dream... I dreamt I was in the shop, shirtless, not even wearing a bra... After realizing the customers must be uncomfortable with this display, I got up, went to my wardrobe, put a shirt on, and went back to sleep... I didn't realize until the morning after :p
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The good news and the bad news 3 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
What is this show? :D
Mr and Mrs Ron Swanson do a puzzle 7 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Swanson?
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Who fits in this category? 21 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Barney Stinson?
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*Drinks tea in annoyed* 10 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Hmm well I think generalizing Europeans is a bad idea in general. English is my first language, but that's because I've lived abroad and went to international schools. My accent however, is not really distinguishable. I'll have some Americans asking me which state I come from while others just assume my English is horrid because of my "very thick European accent". At the end of the day everything is subjective, and a lot turn out to be at least a bit ignorant :)
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Anyone else? 108 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
That's me... Every time :p
Jong un - Kardashian 4 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Karashian ;)
Confession cat 1 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Me too, sweetie ;p
You found the right one 12 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Tbh my boyfriend doesn't do that... So either mine doesn't really care or yours likes you a lot :p
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Genuine first world problem 2 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Is it really that posh if the walls are not thick enough to hide licentious behavior? ;)
Chocolate sloths 5 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Those aren't croissants. I. Please stop
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Girl makes presentation on why her crush should date her. A+ For Effort!! 19 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
They are/were dating... He just replied that way as a joke :p
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Go home Uber. You're drunk 8 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
Buddy, don't know if you noticed, but it's more than just one country that's been thinking this way.
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Balls of steel student edition 9 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
I've tried doing it with one or two minutes left... not seconds ;P
Eating ice cream can improve mental performance 4 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
But... That doesn't mean it didn't help with mental performance. In fact, it might have helped with his emotional state, so doesn't that just prove the theory right? :p
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We are in a different dimension. 3 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
SG!
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It will make your blood run cold. 6 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
We need to talk... That's scary on a whole other level tho :p
Mostly cause it involves your heart :)
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Dude 8 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
I'm slow ;)
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Dude 8 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
I do too... But hey, what if he calls you man?
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What are some of the greatest laws in your country? 37 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
As a Dane, I can very much confirm this. Why do we have it? Because we have a hatred for the swedes that has been instilled in us through history =)
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Feels weird to be old 3 comments
urlizard · 8 years ago
I was born in 1997 so.. Works out for me =)
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