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There is a lot of patience 18 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 8 years ago

Mfw I stared at this post for like ten minutes trying to figure out what the baby had to do with anything -.-

Good Guy Canada strikes again 25 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Well I mean it WAS the sixties... Its not like people were in the screaming hurry they're in today. Plus I'd imagine I'd be so relieved to not get a ticket that I wouldn't even think of it

Good Guy Canada strikes again 25 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

My mom said they used to do this in the U.S. (in the sixties and seventies I guess?) a cop might pull you over and give you a reverse citation if you weren't driving like a fuckwit

I feel bad for that poor guy 9 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Fuck it, why would you argue with s crazy person? If you've explained your point and they don't get it, you just agree with them. "yes ma'am this chicken was fed with the greenest grass imported from Greenland. Very rare, we'll have to charge you a 15% handling fee, you understand"

Let it noot 5 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried...

Transparent canoe to observe whatever's underneath you 10 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

I'm not sure if this is a solution or a problem

No fear 94 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Quit my fucking job

I'm a cavewoman with perfect teeth 23 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Hi I'm a woman living in the modern world with full access to showers and beauty products and I still can't get it together

Flirting gone wrong 8 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Exactly, because disagreeing with him could be interpreted as fishing for more compliments

Here's how to test the age of an egg with a bowl of water 8 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Ooo also, you can tell if an egg is finished boiling by spinning it - if it spins fast, its hard boiled. If it spins slow, its uncooked...
Since we're sharing random egg facts

Hitachi Seaside Park Japan (And Yes It's Real) 9 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

So many thneeds...

One of the most brutal scenes ever 23 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

I don't understand, and I never understood why he agreed to bite the curb. I just don't get it. You see someone coming at you with obvious ill intent, why in gods name would you comply? You're gonna die anyway, why not die fighting?

Playing with blue butterflies 6 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Plot twist: Those are just bits of paper and the cat's high af

There is a reason to build stairs like this. They use less space. Almost 50% less 24 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Jesus goddamn they take up less space! I believe you, there's no need to get math involved

Millionaires also use the atm 22 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

I'm kinda dying to know... Why isn't the withdrawal reflected in their balance? I'd have a shit ton of money too if none of the money I spent was actually deducted... I'm sure there's a logical explanation but it looks odd

Dogs are always there for you 7 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Guys? Guys what are we doing? Are we gonna get a treat? Oh no, is this about the neighbor's cat, cuz I can explain...

Just enough cringe 13 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

No,no. No,no,no. The problem isn't that she thinks she looks like Taylor Swift. If it makes her feel good to think that, well then she can go right ahead. The problem is that she thinks everyone ELSE thinks that, to the point that it interferes with her every day life. There's a fine line between self confidence and delusion

My architect sucks 7 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

I don't think he sucks, I just think he hates you

But why 15 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Interviewer: Alright Mein Fuhrer, what would you say are your greatest qualities?
"I'm charismatic and people listen to me for no apparent reason"
Interviewer: And your greatest weakness?
"I'm a bit racist"

Lie down, try not to cry... 11 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

One time my mom broke a brand new jar of spaghetti sauce in the kitchen and it was just the most massive explosion (now mind you, my mom is the most poker-faced little bad ass you've ever met) and she walked into the other room yelling "pack you stuff, we're all moving out!"

Just did this, music was too loud and I didn't hear if the vaccum 10 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Fuck it! It still counts!

I see a lot of people asking about this 22 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

I'm gonna buy one of these little blue frogs. They're so damn smart.

Aunts 5 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

As a first time aunt I can absolutely verify this. The day my twin nieces were born, I ran out of gas on the way to the hospital and I simply carried my Pontiac grand am on my back the rest of the way.

Or.. Or you could walk on the sidewalk.... 6 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Yes ok but except my legs are very short and I feel like I would be (very ungracefully) hopping from one footprint to the next and still fall off and get my heel caught

Make a cardboard box smartphone projector 2 comments

usernamewhatuserna · 9 years ago

Bullshit! I call fucking bullshit! I really needed a blown up pic for a project and wasted about 3 hours of my life trying to make this work. It does not.