Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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Pluto: Before & after 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I liked Pluto better before it had cosmetic surgery. :-(
Summer is almost over 27 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Did you seriously stop your medication without consulting your physician first?
Living in texas 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
The Super Devil lives in Texas. If you trust Family Guy.
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Outgrown your old track pants? 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It took him years of practice.
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Outgrown your old track pants? 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Perhaps they only glow in the dark …
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Haircut - fixed 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Perhaps he had an accident when pouring petrol on his hot garden grill?
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The face of a cold blooded killer 22 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I'm not sure precisely where I saw it, but I'm ceratin it was an authoritative source.
Roman children shoes, about 2000 years old - Palmyra (Syria) 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Manufactured by Chinese slave labourers …
What the fridge is this animal 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I think we should name it Flying Sea Monster.
Lunch break 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Well, that makes the seat easy to clean afterwards.
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The common man showing what he's really capable of 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
They have cars this big in India?
The face of a cold blooded killer 22 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It is so true. I read it on the Interwebs.
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The face of a cold blooded killer 22 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It's a little known fact, but Saddam Hussein was a dolphin in disguise.
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So this is how pineapples grow 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
And the same thing holds for Greenland and Iceland.
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So this is how pineapples grow 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Because som f***ing English explorer thought they looked like pine cones.
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Fed up with hollywood 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Another actress. Her last name is often spelled "Sparxxx".
Fed up with hollywood 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Lisa Sparks.
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Vikings 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Norse women may have been more emancipated than women in other parts of Europe, but the Nordic societies were definitely run by males.
Fed up with hollywood 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I dress like that. Ergo I must be famous.
Vikings 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
The same way you would train an iguana.
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Vikings 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
This is freely invented bullcrap. 
Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Yes, but what about Mary Donaldson? On islands, people are likely to be one big family.
Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Did you go to school with a certain Mary Donaldson?