vlad_plasmius

vlad_plasmius


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That was such a bad move 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
.
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
....
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
....
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
.
Groop, I implore thee,
my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
.
See if I don't.
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That was such a bad move 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Anyone wanna hear some Vogon poetry?
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That was such a bad move 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Hitchikers Guide I think?
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Goodnight my sweet electronic prince 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Our star is shining its brightest light
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Goodnight my sweet electronic prince 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Goodnight my someone
Goodnight my love
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That's it, I'm voting for Bernie 10 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
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Poor disappointed kitty. 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Not even angry... just disappointed.
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Yes adults want to live too. In Germany 6 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Thats not the point of the sign.
It's to alert emergency medical crews that there is a baby, so they try to get to them first.
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i love you if you understand the picture 12 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
"I also love to hose a curvy girl down..."
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Do people do this? Like, is this a real thing? 7 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
More for me
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Scarred for life 25 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
And then they watch Plague Dogs
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Waiting for true love's kiss 18 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Yes.
But he'll only awake if you're his true love.
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Waiting for true love's kiss 18 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Wouldnt we all
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Waiting for true love's kiss 18 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
*whisper* Twue Wove...
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Waiting for true love's kiss 18 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
And true love's kiss will bring him back
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So... Just balls then? 17 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
It tastes the same...
If you close your eyes.
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But I thought those were...What? 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Pusheen just gets more and more talented.
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Who knows 12 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
I'm Jean Valjean!
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~Wind me up,turn the gears~ 1 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Brass Goggles~
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Birthmarks? 23 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
...Have you ever read Candide?
That's more of an enticement than a warning. 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Professor Jiggly kind of frightens me
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I want this job 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
"Good Dog" omg
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When you want to get your sibling in trouble 7 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Ah, I didn't know that. That could be it.
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Worst health system ever 20 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Omg make sure you call them and then your insurance provider. They'll cover a lot of it probably. Just make sure to be polite.
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(:^/)-l--< 1 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
My favourite doodle ever
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