vlad_plasmius

vlad_plasmius


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Jumanji 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Sitting here waiting for someone to roll a 5 or 8
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Oh thank you sir 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
His name should be Oliver or Dodger.
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Your leg, it's caught in a bear trap! 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Strangling super star SHIA LABEOUF
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Just a normal day in Russia 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
That's it's alll for the beeest??
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Just a normal day in Russia 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Oh that you only meant weeeelll?
Well of course'ya diiiid
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That awkward moment when your company founder catches you sleeping at work 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
If he's on break, then he shouldnt be in trouble.
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Like how is it even possible to break one? 48 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
I've cracked ribs and locked toes, but never fully broken anythig.
Himalayan ninja goats 4 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
It was attacking Skyhold. Chief Movran had (almost) nothing to do with it.
Your leg, it's caught in a bear trap! 9 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
He's following you, 'bout thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprit.
He's gaining on you!
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now, and you can see
there's blood on his face!
My God, there's blood EVERYWHERE!
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Rich kids facing reality 6 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
The affluenza is strong with this one.
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Luhu, the saddest cat in the world 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
D:
So this happened in an anatomy classroom 3 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Look at that Major Award!
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Totally valid personality test 43 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Rocky, Three Muskateers, and The Cat Returns
well, his ex now... 11 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Very. Exceptionally. Angela Lansbury will always be my fave Nelly.
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If sharks had human teeth 6 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Hai guyth
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well, his ex now... 11 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Have you seen/heard the play with Len and Angela?
well, his ex now... 11 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
One of the only ones that actually kills Helena's character.
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well, his ex now... 11 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Excuse you, Willy didn't kill Mrs. Bucket, Victor didn't kill Emily, and Tarrant didn't kill Iracebeth.
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Life of a bee 11 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Bi-Bees would love it
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Must be from tatooine 2 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
"It says Fra-Jee-Lay... must be from Naboo or something."
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Ron Swanson is my spirit animal 1 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
I love that there are very subtle differences between many of them
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sad heroes 20 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
The Dread Pirate Roberts
Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Kida is not caucasian. She's got the same tone of skin as both the black mechanic, and the half-black half-chocktaw medic.
Anyone else? 5 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
I mute mine
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Rave hack 16 comments
vlad_plasmius · 7 years ago
Doesnt work.
They used the stuff in a glow-stick for the pic
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