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*duck and run* (.____.*) 15 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
It was hilarious though
I'm going to fall 4 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Do it all, I guess you'llhave enough time
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Last thing you want to hear from a surgeon 6 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
"Oops"
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How to get more word 10 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Jup that's why you adffjd abshdbx agshdbdvx because that's three words
What do you carry on your back? 4 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
My save word is bottoms up
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Hello, little guy 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I may or may not have that picture saved on my phone for future use
It happened, someone's Aunt fell for it 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
My grandma has done that once because of poor eye sight and not wearing her glasses
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it begins! 13 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
So i now can have a selfie of me in which I can look like the beautifull creature my eyes say I am and not look like the monster my camera says
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How to get more word 10 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I had a professor who once decided to check because there was one particularly lazy person in our class who always did that. Props to my professor counting all the 923 words in my essay and then recounting it because I stated that I had actually used 925 words
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Jeans are so uncomfortable 13 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I buy my jeans in the right size
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Does he have the distance he needs? 3 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
He should have not worn swimshorts for a free circumcission
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This is the BEEcosystem, a new way to help curb the decline of bees 11 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I would have to stock up on my epipens if I wanted to live with bees in my house
Women's websites have found a new way to block men 8 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Okay I have 2 options in my mind
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The happiest little mistake 3 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Buttons can be tiny to begin with
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Maybe it's fake too 8 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I thought these were 2 different persons at first
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Thankyou elon 10 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Oh god no. It's going to be a competition to get the highest hangover score
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Just that you know that 14 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Germany and The Netherlands. For me these "small" shots are the perfect size. I mean more wouldn't be my swallowing size
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Just that you know that 14 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Sorry typo. Back here it is 20ml. Also just googled it apparently in Canada and America it's 44.something
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Just that you know that 14 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
A shot is usually 20ml
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Goddamn 6 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
That must be so fucking akward.
Drake "Hey kid, well here I am"
Kid "Who da fuck is dis"
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Sneak level over 9000 2 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I love how they're kinda equally scared
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Remember this 8 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I always thought I was free of this shit since I aas born in october. Turns out I was 3 weeks early....
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Couldn't think of a worse goodbye 11 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
@fell_equinox, I did tell my ex, he fucked it up with me but if he would have been smart he would have taken it as an advice. But his last girlfriend told me he didn't use the advice I gave him.
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Never seen it like that 23 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Or do it like the Netherlands. We've got a great network of bike roads and everything is within reach with a bike and a bus
Couldn't think of a worse goodbye 11 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
But what if that's one of the issues.
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