On a related level: I just had my first car accident today. Well more of a fender bender really allthough I am going to need 2 new doors

I want it comfortable, elegant but also sexy in a not overdone way

I love it when puppies or young dogs come since they don't hate us yet and are usually very willing to cuddle

Anyone else read it in his voice?

At least it's just the wrapper

*Gives card*
*Runs away before they can even read it*
Date garanteed

I recently slept through my first ever nosebleed. I woke up with a strange itch in my nose so I sleepgrabbed a tissue, blew my nose and went back to sleep immediately. The next morning I almost thought someone had tried to murder me in my sleep since everything was full of blood but I soon found out after getting a heartattack while passing a mirror that I had happened to have a nosebleed.

I used to work in The Netherlands and lived in Germany for a few years. In the beginning I didn't have a drivers license so I would take the train to cross the border when going home. And because of some laws in both country's being opposite that train usually contained a fuck ton of weed. Knowing this border control often came on board with their dogs. At one very specific day I had bloody jeans from a dog got a nosebleed and I generally touched around 30/40 animals a day so I smelled very interesting. I get on the train very exhausted, decided to sit in a four-seater for legspace and start to doze off. By the last stop I notice them on the platform so I get my idea ready and continue my stare out of the window. After a few minutes the doors open and they come to check my department and the dog immediatly stops at me and starts sniffing my leg. The handler was very relaxed at it and asked me if I had some sort of contact with animals to which I explained I'm a veterinairy assistant.

That's what friends are for

I can't because I have hemachromatosis. Eventhough my blood could probably help people with an anemie it would be dangerous to use my blood for a regular person because they couls seriously ill from that high iron concentration. But if my iron becomes more stable I might be allowed too

I was so fucking worried for a second

I might have to inform my cat about this

This freaks me out so much that I seem to lose the capabillity to see who's underage

The horror of moving country. A whole new set of names to learn