It's their training

The bouncers always hug me when I'm coming to the club eventhough I actually loathe hugs I do tolerate it from them. Mostly because I also work there and we are very friendly with each other and even when someone is new I will hug them because why not? They're part of the family now. Okay when someone is new they might be a bit confused but it's just the way we do things around here.

Ouch

This is why you give cats a poodle cut when you shave them

No lie I spent a bit looking for the mouse

I would love to do that

I prefer a firm pillow and also haven't met anyone yet with bigger pecks than my boobs

Quite funny how I'm browsing between 6 year old posts and find comments from 6/9 weeks ago

I once had broken my had when falling of the last two steps of the stairs and trying to break my fall. It did hurt but I still rushed to the buss since I wanted to get home and when on the boat my boss called if I could work for 3 hours when coming home so I went to work still. It was an icecreamshop I used to work at at that time and my hand just slightly stung and got swolen up even more. The next day my father dragged me to the docter who then said go to the hospital and get it x rayed. Turned out my wrist was broken and the bone going to my thumg was also missing a chip.
Not as worse as needing an open heart operation but still pretty fucked up for an 13 year old in my opinion

Ever look in the mirror at midnight and pull weird faces to scare yoursellf

Damn it I just woke uo so I spent a while blinking/rubbing my eye to get sleepy dust out of it

It's kind off Thanosed. Not purple enough

I should teach my dogs that

Dishwasher gloves ftw

Is anyone here currently on a bike? If so put your phone in your pocket and pay attention to traffic

Get a man/woman who looks at you like Mark Ruffalo looks at fellow famous people