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That took a wholesome turn 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I really like the cat in your profile pic
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That took a wholesome turn 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
That's just too fricking cute
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Only gentlemen will understand. 9 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
And here I am thinking he did it because the position of her arm could make her handbag slide down shen holding her left hand so he went on the other side so she could keep her shoulder straight
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Rando 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
My cats do occasionally swallow their pellets in whole but mice etc are always chewed to bits which sounds absolutely horrifying
German 8 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Can quietly confirm as a person living in Germany but not an actual German. Leider does translate to unfortunately. Correct me if I'm wrong Hamburg
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Not so inspiring anymore 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
True I should have commented on this. Also @late_commenter you're truly living up to your name
They both look so happy! 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I just checked it out and actually started to follow them because of you. It's quite an adorable feed
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Sorry Boss, I'm ill 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Bots don't care about that
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Yup. 16 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Oh wow I never responded to you and I'm pretty sure you won't see this but I blacked out on my way outside and since my doctor did feel something pop he got me an ambulance. I spent twice as much time in the hospital than I would have, had it not ruptured
Put the hellhound away, Sharon 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
My dog will only attack you with kindness
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He deserves a big pat on the back 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Hey mr. Bot I believe this is a repost from not too long ago
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Do NOT touch it 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Free circumcission
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You have failed 10 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It is a nice car though
Like all the time 12 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
And then you realise you're accidently staring at a person who now looks very uncomfortable and you're wondering how long you've been staring for
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Guy becomes best friends with a Butterfly 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's confirmed Andreas is the new disney princess
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When all the FSers go away. 12 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I'm also still here but I'm a bit more sitting creepily in the corner and commenting every once in a while
We’ve all experienced it 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Broke my leg the same way but for me it was a friend who thought it would be funny
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Best idea ever. I don't feel like leaving but if I do you bet your ass I will
"I don't get paid enough for this shit" the picture 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Honestly as a parttime bartender, if you get my attention just order as fast as possible especially if I'm handling my bar alone
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They've already begun 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Posted by a bot. Ohhh the irony
The kid looks just like my mum when she was little 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I have some beautiful koi for over 3.5 years now. They're still growing and the waters better since we rehomed the goldfish
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Imaginary conversations 8 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I do this quite a bit and once I did it while driving. It's worth nothing that I allready rehearsed the speech I was going to get from my cheff in my head and was going 90 with 70 allowed. Now here in Germany they take a picture when the thing cathes you speeding. I have never gotten the ticket so I can only assume they threw it away after laughing their asses off from the face I was pulling while driving by their speedtrap
The future is now, old man 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Me and my bf hanging out
A guide to putting your clocks forward 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
My car clock is finally on time again
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Now this changes everything 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
This makes for a great christmas dessert