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If anybody is really interested in medical science, well this is an umbilical True Knot 18 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Very interesting. May I ask the story behind the picture? Umbilical true knot is allready quite rare but in animals it's even rarer so it's a first to me
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How do I look? 24 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
You look great. Not many people can pull of a red suit
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My home security system 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
We recently got an Alexa at work in our operation room to play music etc. One day when cleaning that shitty thing turned on by itself and started playing Rammstein. My coworker and I were in another room quite far away from it. I was so happy I wasn't alone in the building that time or else I would have bolted straight out of there and fucked the cleaning
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This is why our generation is f**ked 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Don't you dare hold me responsible for your actions. There's a brief momwnt before you get totally smashed in which you decide to take another shot or drink water. Title is telling the truth
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Helicopter removing snow from trees along the Autobahn 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Probably just searching a safe place to land. I've once walked in the forest near an open spot while it had snowed the night before. An helikopter flew over and engulfed me and my dogs in the snow that had been resting on the trees
A young police officer on its first hunt with its mother 1 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I love this picture for how cute it is yet also totally bad ass
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Funsub family, please welcome your newest member! (comments) 62 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Welcome to fs. I hope you'll like it here!
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Look! 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I do that but the other way around. I like to watch movies with my dad but then I do have to wait for the movie to come out with dutch subtitles. So since that usually takes a few months longer than the premiere in America I have seen a lot of memes beforehand and so when watching a movie I'm just like "ohhhhhhh so that's what that is about"
Drunk driving done responsibly 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I do. Do you?
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Flirting 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I'll ask my gynaecologist while I'm there next time. Though I'm not sure wether he wears a ring or not
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We don’t deserve dogs 16 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I thought of a border collie since that was the breed I grew up with. But I'm pretty sure our cairn terrier would do this too if she would have been afraid of the vacuum cleaner since she does sit in between of men and me eventhough she's afraid of men
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Flirting 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
The ringfinger, pinky, and thumb usually poke your skin on the outside in the examination
Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Die probably
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Step your game up 14 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
This costume is less terrifying than the rule 34 part 2 of spongebob squarepants
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Shifting is scary! 8 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I love driving stick. It's also quite regular here in Europe especially as a starter automatics tend to be a bit more expensive and rare. I love being in control over how fast my car responds and when he does. Eventhough I can appreciate the laziness in an automatic car
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Mother russia 21 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's not a far jump from bear sex to pterodactyl foursome
Come join the fuzzy side 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's because bunny's officialy live in holes so they're trying to find their cover
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Skynet was overrated? 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Bots are becoming self aware
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Beatiful Lada in snow 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
He wanted to say Amazing
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It took me 3 hours 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Probably the beginning of some sort of game where you can customize your character after this guy asked you shit
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First place of my own. Small house in Belfast. Opinions? 16 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Bots living nicer than I am
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Let's get fit 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Which means you liked it and then unliked it
For freedom! 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Americans
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3$ isnt that much 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Bots don't give a shit about reposts
Finest cooking in the western world 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Wtf is wrong with these fucking guests?
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