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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
Closed eyes, laying in bed(don't worry I'll tuck you in and flip you ovee ervery once in a while to make sure you won't get sores from layong 2 weeks), maybe dreaming a little bit, feeling like you've woken up from a coma afterwards
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Don't drink and drive guys 1 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
Just don't drink and drive, period
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
Well then I'd like to take back my former statement and say I can help with one thing, now drink up these shots aren't going to down themselves
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
It might have something to do with the shots and a bearhug
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I was going for the shots and the xxl coffee too but I can also do the 2 week "nap"
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I can help with 2 of these
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time 2 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
See you soon
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I want his job 2 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I wish this was the most accurate representation of the job
· Edited 1 year ago
I read this and realized this is my life... #grocerystorelurker 13 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I guess it's around 18 or more like 24 ish. Or just if you have daddy issues
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This guy gets it 17 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
None of my bras are under €40 of €30 on clearance. Being roundly chested has its cons
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Wir lieben Arbeit 9 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I have done that when I was still in school. A normal hourly wage is almost double my wage now not including the tips I got.
T r u t h 92 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
*Unpopulair opinion puffin* I still prefer watching Fortnite over Apex even if I'm not playing any of it
His face says it all 12 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I'm sure it was potatoes in liquid form
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Small broad Jaguar 9 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
SHOTS FOR EVERYONE
Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I'm either spiderwoman, ratwoman, horsewoman, parakeetwoman, penguinwoman, snakewoman, goatwoman (who knew they'd bite), catwoman or dogwoman. Does everything get combined though or do you just get one superpower
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Getting to know funsubsters survey results! 42 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
So interesting to see. I probably submitted too late to be in but next time I'll give my best to answer it quicker
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Lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot! (Feels Everywhere) 45 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
For whatever reason I decided you commenting here was a great opportunity to read this again and now I'm getting stares from my coworkers
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Slap the bag 7 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
Who gets hammered from 7 glasses?
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Hey there Delilah 3 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
What's it like in New York city
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And I'm only 30 5 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
How many buttons have you accidently pressed and freaked out because you thought you broke the tv
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Nice try Dennis 2 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I really want the story behind this
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Size matters 6 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I broke my phone because of a fake pocket once. They were designed to be my new favorite jeans because they were very comfortable. So the first time wearing them I was at work and had to go get something quickly so I stand up, "put my phone away", and start walking only for my phone to hit the floor since I tried to put it in a fake pocket
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See you peasants 2 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
My horse had a brief moment where she would do this on purpose. We had no idea how she escaped continuesly untill on of the farmers nearby saw it happen twice and told us
Bite the bullet! 10 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
I'm in! It's chocolate either way
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If anybody is really interested in medical science, well this is an umbilical True Knot 18 comments
vodka · 1 year ago
Very interesting. May I ask the story behind the picture? Umbilical true knot is allready quite rare but in animals it's even rarer so it's a first to me
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