Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Closed eyes, laying in bed(don't worry I'll tuck you in and flip you ovee ervery once in a while to make sure you won't get sores from layong 2 weeks), maybe dreaming a little bit, feeling like you've woken up from a coma afterwards
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Well then I'd like to take back my former statement and say I can help with one thing, now drink up these shots aren't going to down themselves
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I was going for the shots and the xxl coffee too but I can also do the 2 week "nap"
I want his job 2 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I wish this was the most accurate representation of the job
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Edited 5 years ago
This guy gets it 17 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
None of my bras are under €40 of €30 on clearance. Being roundly chested has its cons
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Wir lieben Arbeit 9 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I have done that when I was still in school. A normal hourly wage is almost double my wage now not including the tips I got.
T r u t h 92 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
*Unpopulair opinion puffin* I still prefer watching Fortnite over Apex even if I'm not playing any of it
Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I'm either spiderwoman, ratwoman, horsewoman, parakeetwoman, penguinwoman, snakewoman, goatwoman (who knew they'd bite), catwoman or dogwoman. Does everything get combined though or do you just get one superpower
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Getting to know funsubsters survey results! 42 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
So interesting to see. I probably submitted too late to be in but next time I'll give my best to answer it quicker
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Lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot! (Feels Everywhere) 45 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
For whatever reason I decided you commenting here was a great opportunity to read this again and now I'm getting stares from my coworkers
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And I'm only 30 5 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
How many buttons have you accidently pressed and freaked out because you thought you broke the tv
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Size matters 6 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I broke my phone because of a fake pocket once. They were designed to be my new favorite jeans because they were very comfortable. So the first time wearing them I was at work and had to go get something quickly so I stand up, "put my phone away", and start walking only for my phone to hit the floor since I tried to put it in a fake pocket
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See you peasants 2 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
My horse had a brief moment where she would do this on purpose. We had no idea how she escaped continuesly untill on of the farmers nearby saw it happen twice and told us
If anybody is really interested in medical science, well this is an umbilical True Knot 18 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Very interesting. May I ask the story behind the picture? Umbilical true knot is allready quite rare but in animals it's even rarer so it's a first to me
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