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Picking up the scraps

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Worst sex ever, what should I do? 11 comments
vulture_ · 1 hour ago
Thanks guest_, wise words from a wise person
Worst sex ever, what should I do? 11 comments
vulture_ · 4 hours ago
As a person who has literally never had a girlfriend and I'm 21, I'd trade your shoes with mine in a heartbeat just to have something to cuddle to every night, somebody to tell me they can't stand not being around me when I'm gone. Can't say I'm not trying though.
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A louse 1 comments
vulture_ · 1 day ago
Wake up, we have a school to burn
Disclaimer: not actually going to burn a school down
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Don't forget to check your balls 4 comments
vulture_ · 1 day ago
Yeah, we'll get over it and man up
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Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare 2 comments
vulture_ · 2 days ago
M5A1 scout tank reporting for duty!
Subarashi 3 comments
vulture_ · 2 days ago
I always liked history channel's nonfiction hour
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Dumb dumb mister! 7 comments
vulture_ · 3 days ago
Wholesome Master
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Now I am going to do that 9 comments
vulture_ · 4 days ago
As a person who carries a pocket knife wherever I go, this would not hamper my ability to get in my car.
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She’s really unique 7 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
Sorry to disappoint but it does not wag according to the article I'm to lazy to get.
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Mr Sharky is adorbs 5 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
The equivalent to "I got your nose".
Now you must grab the shark's nose.
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Spread awareness boys 3 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
I honestly don't see the appeal, imo she isn't very hot, sexy, cute, etc. She's just straight up strange.
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We forgive you Florida 7 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
Can I eat them?
I don't have anyting 5 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
I just wet myself
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It do be like that 2 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
The gangs all here
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Don't tempt him 1 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
*Thinks back to Family Guy O.J. Simpson episode*
You better watch yourself
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Seizing second chances 14 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
I'm the same way grim, I'm full blown atheist but I don't tell people that god is bullshit, in fact, I try to support people who say god helped them. Another thing, god didn't "Make heroin", humans did, humans made almost all evil in this world themselves since human kind is inherently evil given the opportunity. Remember god made all life, not just humans so why should we have the advantage over other life such as bacteria to deer to whales.
Maybe I'm just spouting bullshit aye
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@WasteOfBreath, think you can last that long? 2 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
Because it steals the title as well as the post
Seizing second chances 14 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
The idea of god gave him the courage and confidence to improve his life. It'd be like if your Mom told you to fulfill your dreams and you do then say "Mom had nothing to do with it".
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How to flirt on Halloween 8 comments
vulture_ · 1 week ago
It'd be cool to be a vampire I guess...
How to flirt on Halloween 8 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
It would be painful, that's what it would be.
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R.I.P. Grandpa. We love you 3 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
F
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Was lining up to checkout and realise how this is gonna look 3 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
Looks like a good time
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Whatt 4 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
Every microwave I have owned has had the numbers displayed in big ass black text somewhere around the seal.
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So I heard you like skateboard 2 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
This should be illegal
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Pls help doggo 4 comments
vulture_ · 2 weeks ago
The one where nobody likes dogs
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